Would you rather...

[Medic007]

A) Wake up tied to your bed surrounded by a room literally half full of rabid, hungry hedgehogs, and by hungry I mean starving, and it will be at least 4 hours before anyone shows up to find and hopefully help you. You are naked and since you are tied up, will have no way to defend yourself. The prospect of a horrible death and/or permanent injury is very real and likely. Those suckers aren't very big, but they have a huge appetite, sharp teeth, and love meat.

B) Or, would you rather wake up tied to your bed with Hillary Clinton sitting on it, naked, on stimulant drugs and feeling very frisky, and it will be at least 3 days before anyone shows up to find and hopefully help you. You are naked and since you are tied up, you will have no way to defend yourself. There is no risk of death or serious physical injury, but since she's injected you with the same high potency meth that she snorted, you are both guaranteed to be awake together for the next 72 hours. It's been a while for her, and she's very "hungry." You have a ball gag in your mouth and will not be able to scream or speak.

You have to choose one.

 

[iasooner1]

(A)

 

[bullmarket]

Well since The hedgehog is cuter than Hillary & with the fact I would stay alive with Hillary abusing my body, I would choose Hillary and fantasize it was this 40 year old blond in my block who mows her lawn in a short short bikini

B) Or, would you rather wake up tied to your bed with Hillary Clinton sitting on it, naked, on stimulant drugs and feeling very frisky, and it will be at least 3 days before anyone shows up to find and hopefully help you. You are naked and since you are tied up, you will have no way to defend yourself. There is no risk of death or serious physical injury, but since she's injected you with the same high potency meth that she snorted, you are both guaranteed to be awake together for the next 72 hours. It's been a while for her, and she's very "hungry." You have a ball gag in your mouth and will not be able to scream or speak.

You have to choose one.[/QUOTE]

 

[Sunburnt Indian]

And I thought the Blackfeet were the most vicious of all the plains Indians. Silly me!

 

[OUSOONER67]

When I look at the first pic this is what I see.

 

[Oklabama]

A) Wake up tied to your bed surrounded by a room literally half full of rabid, hungry hedgehogs, and by hungry I mean starving, and it will be at least 4 hours before anyone shows up to find and hopefully help you. You are naked and since you are tied up, will have no way to defend yourself. The prospect of a horrible death and/or permanent injury is very real and likely. Those suckers aren't very big, but they have a huge appetite, sharp teeth, and love meat.

B) Or, would you rather wake up tied to your bed with Hillary Clinton sitting on it, naked, on stimulant drugs and feeling very frisky, and it will be at least 3 days before anyone shows up to find and hopefully help you. You are naked and since you are tied up, you will have no way to defend yourself. There is no risk of death or serious physical injury, but since she's injected you with the same high potency meth that she snorted, you are both guaranteed to be awake together for the next 72 hours. It's been a while for her, and she's very "hungry." You have a ball gag in your mouth and will not be able to scream or speak.

You have to choose one.

If you have to, you can eat a bowling ball so I'd take my chances with the hedgehog.

 

[CTOkie]

Having HRC go down on you is like walking across Niagara Falls on a tightrope........whatever you do, DON'T LOOK DOWN !!!!!

 

[soonerfastnloud]

Having HRC go down on you is like walking across Niagara Falls on a tightrope........whatever you do, DON'T LOOK DOWN !!!!!

Now I need to burn my eyes out, what a horrible image.

 

[Sunburnt Indian]

I've never known the Blackfoot who could dream up the torture that Medic can. I'm not so sure Medic couldn't replace Earl Old Person of the Blackfeet Nation. I wonder if Big Earl is still alive. The Blackfeet voted Big Earl out as Tribal Chairman in 2008, but later named him honorary chief. I believe Big Earl took most of the heat for a 65 percent unemployment rate.

 

[PtLavacaSooner]

If you have to, you can eat a bowling ball so I'd take my chances with the hedgehog.

I feel the sun shining, DOWN ON ME
I feel the heat of love's flame, DOWN ON ME...

 

[Senior Sooner]

How soon do you need to know?

 

[WhyNotaSooner]

To be honest, I had a heart attack & died at the stage of sentence 4 in option A. I never felt those sharp teeth.

 

[td71sooner]

A) Wake up tied to your bed surrounded by a room literally half full of rabid, hungry hedgehogs, and by hungry I mean starving, and it will be at least 4 hours before anyone shows up to find and hopefully help you. You are naked and since you are tied up, will have no way to defend yourself. The prospect of a horrible death and/or permanent injury is very real and likely. Those suckers aren't very big, but they have a huge appetite, sharp teeth, and love meat.

B) Or, would you rather wake up tied to your bed with Hillary Clinton sitting on it, naked, on stimulant drugs and feeling very frisky, and it will be at least 3 days before anyone shows up to find and hopefully help you. You are naked and since you are tied up, you will have no way to defend yourself. There is no risk of death or serious physical injury, but since she's injected you with the same high potency meth that she snorted, you are both guaranteed to be awake together for the next 72 hours. It's been a while for her, and she's very "hungry." You have a ball gag in your mouth and will not be able to scream or speak.

You have to choose one.

It is after midnight and it is now impossible for me to go to sleep with these images in my mind. You are truly a demented soul. I like it.

 

[fortworth4ou2]

The choice is obvious. Both are cunning, vicious and ugly but I have a better chance for survival with A.

 

[td71sooner]

I would take my chances with option "A". What you failed to mention is that Bill would be in the corner watching and pleasuring himself during option "B". I must do something today to get theses images out of my mind.

 

[CTOkie]

I just lost my breakfast visualizing option B.
Gee....I can't imagine why Bubba would ever stray from his "iron maiden"......or how Chelsea was ever conceived, unless Bubba was really drunk.

 

[iasooner1]

He must have been; have you seen pictures of her as young thing ? Bubba obviously married her for something other than her looks...

 

[CTOkie]

He must have been; have you seen pictures of her as young thing ? Bubba obviously married her for something other than her looks...

Her shameless mercenary qualities must have won Bubba over.....or maybe he liked hearing her tell him "I'm always on top !"

 

[Oklabama]

Her shameless mercenary qualities must have won Bubba over.....or maybe he liked hearing her tell him "I'm always on top !"

Well, you say what you want about Bill, but it's obvious that he's a real trooper.

 

[CTOkie]

Hillary's Indian name is "Walking Eagle".
(A bird so full of crap that it cannot fly)

 

[fortworth4ou2]

He must have been; have you seen pictures of her as young thing ? Bubba obviously married her for something other than her looks...

First, her enabling attitude. Second, she would bring him women. She had 1st dibs of course.

 

[CTOkie]

He must have been; have you seen pictures of her as young thing ? Bubba obviously married her for something other than her looks...

Must have been her engaging personality.

 

[CTOkie]

First, her enabling attitude. Second, she would bring him women. She had 1st dibs of course.

Ouch !!!!
Frankly, however, I think HRC is totally and completely asexual. Her mug alone is an absolute boner killer.

 

[iasooner1]

She had the aristocratic name Bill needed behind him (funny, since she worked for Goldwater then). Thank gawd Bubba never got behind her enough with his pol acumen to gain her the seat she feels entitled to

 

[CTOkie]

Kentucky Fried Chicken just announced its "Hillary Clinton Bucket"......., each contains two small breasts, two large thighs and two left wings.

 

[OUSOONER67]

She just blamed someone else for her loss in the election, yep she blamed Mike Stoops but she might be right on that one.