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Down time before the bowl game .GIF thread

Wait, I thought I was part of the 1%! :cool:

We know that. Here's proof to back it up.

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Considering all the brilliant, devious minds we had in high school, I don't know how we missed doing this........

At a public high school in Montana, a group of students played a prank....they let three goats loose inside the school.

But before turning them loose, they painted numbers on the sides of the goats: 1, 2, and 4.

School Administrators spent most of the day looking for No. 3.
 
Just jump in...............

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I really loved the Golden Gate Bridge when I visited it several years ago. I spent several hours just watching from the sidelines that included the bunkers built during WW2. Just me.
 
Everybody is too quiet. You deserve a gif dump....Enjoy for the ones that like them..


My wife can do that...6 wrecks in 6 years.........

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Saturday, April 16, 2016
Golf Cart Safety ~OR~ Rule 5 Woodsterman Style [/paste:font]


Many years ago during my early married days,
I accidentally overturned my golf cart one day.
Elizabeth, a very very attractive and keen golfer,
who lived in a villa on the golf course, heard the
noise and called out, "Are you okay, what's your name?"
"It's Ed, and I'm okay, thanks," I replied as I pulled
myself out of the twisted cart.
“Ed,” she said (loose breasts undulating beneath her
white terry robe),



"forget your troubles. Come to my villa, rest a
while and I'll help you get the cart up later."
"That's mighty nice of you," I answered, "but I
don't think my wife would like it."
"Oh, come on now," Elizabeth insisted.
She was so very pretty, very very sexy, and very
persuasive... I was weak. "Well okay," I finally
agreed and thought to myself, "but my wife won't like it."
After a few restorative Scotch and waters, I thanked
Elizabeth. "I feel a lot better now, but I know my wife
is going to be really upset, so I best go now."
"Don't be silly!" Elizabeth said with a smile, letting
her robe fall open. "She won't know anything about this.
By the way, where is she?"
"Still under the cart, I guess," I replied.
 
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