1. I hope that you had a great season and the ups and downs of the start and finish end on a high that carries through this new year.
2. My original call for Mike Stoops to be fired have been tempered by our finish, but I still hope that this last season provides him with insight into how to update and improve. I don't hate you Mike.
3. Bob, you did a hell of a job after our rough start. You are a good coach and even though I am pissed at the outcome of certain things, I appreciate you. 5 Mil doesn't hurt either right? Let's party some time.
4. Baker Mayfield - Who doesn't love an underdog. You Dog...are the bomb diggity and I love you for it. You inspire me and I'm not easily inspired. Keep the attitude and the poise. I will raise a drink to you this weekend.
5. Perine - You Sir are a man. I very much look forward to watching you on Sundays and I dislike the NFL. I watched you grow up in Pflugerville and become a star at OU. You have had the most positive personal and professional impact on this program from day 1. Kudos and well wishes.
6. Westbrook - You are much the same as Perine. You came from nowhere, no expectations and performed like a Boss. Here is hoping that you do as well in the NFL as you have here. Much love.
7. The O-Line - I razzed your ass early on and probably deservedly so. You improved much more than I though possible and really helped out your QB and running backs so much. Great job!
8. Texas - You sucked as much as I ever hoped you would. So much in fact that I got off a couple of times because I could feel that vacuum from Tulsa. It tugged at my nether regions so much that I didn't need porn. Thank you for that. It was everything I hoped for and more. I hope you enjoyed the result across the face. Sorry for the eye thing...I did buy a wash cloth just for you.
9. Auburn - You tried. It was a good year for a 4 loss team and you did score with 2 seconds left after 2 time outs on the 2 yard line. The future is bright.
10. The next several months - I am excited that I'll have Saturdays to do something other than be glued to the TV. It will thrill my girlfriend and my relatives to know that it's over. Here is looking forward to next year and Texas sucking again. I know I'm down for that...I'll even clean the wash cloth.
2. My original call for Mike Stoops to be fired have been tempered by our finish, but I still hope that this last season provides him with insight into how to update and improve. I don't hate you Mike.
3. Bob, you did a hell of a job after our rough start. You are a good coach and even though I am pissed at the outcome of certain things, I appreciate you. 5 Mil doesn't hurt either right? Let's party some time.
4. Baker Mayfield - Who doesn't love an underdog. You Dog...are the bomb diggity and I love you for it. You inspire me and I'm not easily inspired. Keep the attitude and the poise. I will raise a drink to you this weekend.
5. Perine - You Sir are a man. I very much look forward to watching you on Sundays and I dislike the NFL. I watched you grow up in Pflugerville and become a star at OU. You have had the most positive personal and professional impact on this program from day 1. Kudos and well wishes.
6. Westbrook - You are much the same as Perine. You came from nowhere, no expectations and performed like a Boss. Here is hoping that you do as well in the NFL as you have here. Much love.
7. The O-Line - I razzed your ass early on and probably deservedly so. You improved much more than I though possible and really helped out your QB and running backs so much. Great job!
8. Texas - You sucked as much as I ever hoped you would. So much in fact that I got off a couple of times because I could feel that vacuum from Tulsa. It tugged at my nether regions so much that I didn't need porn. Thank you for that. It was everything I hoped for and more. I hope you enjoyed the result across the face. Sorry for the eye thing...I did buy a wash cloth just for you.
9. Auburn - You tried. It was a good year for a 4 loss team and you did score with 2 seconds left after 2 time outs on the 2 yard line. The future is bright.
10. The next several months - I am excited that I'll have Saturdays to do something other than be glued to the TV. It will thrill my girlfriend and my relatives to know that it's over. Here is looking forward to next year and Texas sucking again. I know I'm down for that...I'll even clean the wash cloth.
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