United Poke Press
April 11 2018
Pistols firing!
The Oklahoma State Cowboys are on the rise after claiming another championship. This time it’s the 2017 Big 12 football Championship.
Saturday in Stillwater beginning at 1PM festivities include
* A banquet to celebrate their 2017 B12 football Championship season.
* A square dance
* Cow patty tossing
* Ring ceremony with B12 Championship rings (complete with 1ct Arkansas diamonds for all staff and players)
* Thousands of Championship hats and T Shirts
* Trophy presentation with Boone Pickens.
* Hot dog eating contest -Cheerleaders vs football players
* A focus group will be organized to determine which championships to claim next.
The Big12 will not recognize the Pokes as Champions because they didn’t actually win the B12 title on the field of play finishing runner up to Oklahoma.
This writer called the B12 office asking about the news of oSu’s claim and recorded the B12 marginalizing the title, even terming it “ridiculous.”
That doesn’t phase oSu coach Mike Gundy or AD Mike Holder as Mike explained the Pokes not only had the “worlds greatest offense”, but the refs cheated the Pokes in all their losses rendering win-loss records meaningless.
Athletic Director Mike Holder exclaimed
“This is a really big deal for our program, such a monumental achievement.”
“Alabama has shown the world for decades the blueprint of claiming other teams championships, now we at oSu are off and running, it’s such an exciting time to be a Cowboy.”
Holder added “We know people laugh and make fun of us because we always claim we will be next years champions, so this year we decided to be last years champions!
People who call us little brother won’t think it’s so funny when they see little brothers trophy case filling up.”
Gundy smiled as he added “I’m totally stoked. Everyone knows we’ve already claimed a seventy year old Championship Notre Dame won in 1945. Claiming that title was so easy we figured no need to wait 70 years to claim more titles.”
Then it hit me -why not claim OU’s titles?
“Every oSu fan in the country should be beaming with pride right now, for the first time in history it’s an even playing field we can win as many titles as the Sooners.”
Considering the lop sided Bedlam series (OU 87 oSu 18) it is obvious manufacturing titles at Oklahoma State is a necessity. It appears they have the proper leadership in place to do so.
The players are glowing with orange pride.
Mason Rudolph exclaimed “It’s a dream come true, it’s why you come to oSu, I’m so proud of coach, he’s a man, he’s 50, and he’s never won much of anything until we started the championship claiming, I’m so blessed to be a part of the identity we have created, now future players have the responsibility to live up to it, I’m so proud of this ring and that as a program we are on the rise.”
This is the Pokes first outright B12 football championship, but Gundy hinted he has plans for many more.
Pistols firing!
Go Pokes!
April 11 2018
Pistols firing!
The Oklahoma State Cowboys are on the rise after claiming another championship. This time it’s the 2017 Big 12 football Championship.
Saturday in Stillwater beginning at 1PM festivities include
* A banquet to celebrate their 2017 B12 football Championship season.
* A square dance
* Cow patty tossing
* Ring ceremony with B12 Championship rings (complete with 1ct Arkansas diamonds for all staff and players)
* Thousands of Championship hats and T Shirts
* Trophy presentation with Boone Pickens.
* Hot dog eating contest -Cheerleaders vs football players
* A focus group will be organized to determine which championships to claim next.
The Big12 will not recognize the Pokes as Champions because they didn’t actually win the B12 title on the field of play finishing runner up to Oklahoma.
This writer called the B12 office asking about the news of oSu’s claim and recorded the B12 marginalizing the title, even terming it “ridiculous.”
That doesn’t phase oSu coach Mike Gundy or AD Mike Holder as Mike explained the Pokes not only had the “worlds greatest offense”, but the refs cheated the Pokes in all their losses rendering win-loss records meaningless.
Athletic Director Mike Holder exclaimed
“This is a really big deal for our program, such a monumental achievement.”
“Alabama has shown the world for decades the blueprint of claiming other teams championships, now we at oSu are off and running, it’s such an exciting time to be a Cowboy.”
Holder added “We know people laugh and make fun of us because we always claim we will be next years champions, so this year we decided to be last years champions!
People who call us little brother won’t think it’s so funny when they see little brothers trophy case filling up.”
Gundy smiled as he added “I’m totally stoked. Everyone knows we’ve already claimed a seventy year old Championship Notre Dame won in 1945. Claiming that title was so easy we figured no need to wait 70 years to claim more titles.”
Then it hit me -why not claim OU’s titles?
“Every oSu fan in the country should be beaming with pride right now, for the first time in history it’s an even playing field we can win as many titles as the Sooners.”
Considering the lop sided Bedlam series (OU 87 oSu 18) it is obvious manufacturing titles at Oklahoma State is a necessity. It appears they have the proper leadership in place to do so.
The players are glowing with orange pride.
Mason Rudolph exclaimed “It’s a dream come true, it’s why you come to oSu, I’m so proud of coach, he’s a man, he’s 50, and he’s never won much of anything until we started the championship claiming, I’m so blessed to be a part of the identity we have created, now future players have the responsibility to live up to it, I’m so proud of this ring and that as a program we are on the rise.”
This is the Pokes first outright B12 football championship, but Gundy hinted he has plans for many more.
Pistols firing!
Go Pokes!