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OT: Most Overplayed Jokes on The Corner . . . & Some That Never Get Old

MikeNAustin

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One man's opinion.

Most Overplayed:

10. Anything Michael Sam.
9. Jotay's nephew.
8. Mixon pounding female faces in public.
7. Metoyer pounding himself in public.
6. Insults directed at Donald59
5. Anything Donald59 writes. (whoops.)
4. "3 Star" Sarcasm
3. Will Fvcking Latu.
2. Carey's Art.
1. Personification of "Scoop" in SS.

(Sorry, Josh. But man, it grates. And doesn't it wear you out?)

Humor that will never get old:

1. "First."
2. Anything Carey writes after 2am and/or three drinks.
3. Grammar jokes about Josh.
4. Brutal assaults for spelling like "your" an Aggie.
5. Vitriol for Horns, LHN.
6. Until such time as we join the SEC, vitriol for ESPN.
7. Until such time as we join the SEC, vitriol for the SEC.
8. Paranoia with respect to Rivals' reranking of our recruits.
9. Use of the phrase "The player That Shall Remain Nameless" and "The Game We Shall Not Mention" for The Player That Shall Remain Nameless and The Game We Shall Not Mention, respectively.
10. Calling Boren The Wallflower until he grows a pair.
11. Bobcat your nuts.

Honorable Mention: 1) References to (or encouragement of) Eddie hiding in foliage to secure classified information; 2) Mocking Redzone when he goes off half-cocked and backpedals like a madman instead of just owning it, man; 3) Wufee's "old fart" humor; 4) Hawg Lock.

Please don't take this personally. Unless you should.
 
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