Medic007
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Wow 22, thanks a bunch for making this all about me...
I don't say this very often. Kudos to the Dems today...
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Wow 22, thanks a bunch for making this all about me...
You're quite welcome Bill de Blasio007. (Sipping on my 44 oz. Coke)
marijuana is the most awesome plant on earth,alcohol is poison to me,i quit drinking 9 years ago,my life is much much better.
I heard once that smoking pot makes you lose your memory, but I can't remember where I heard that.
Medic007
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Oh my. There's somebody that hasn't been around for quite some time. Good to see the Tic Toc.
Welcome back Tic!
WOW dudes & dudettes; I think I've got a 'contact buzz' from reading these posts...
Like far out: I hope they don't test me for it at work!
Back to the OP; yeah thank gawd for the dems. If not for the whore Gore, we wouldn't have these here innerwebs or that infamous lockbox! Go Dr. Carson!
Soonersincefitty
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Yeah, ole Tic toc shows up, does a cameo, then disappears for a bit.
Almost like some kind of work release program.
Mmm, curious indeed.
Almost like some kind of work release program.
Mmm, curious indeed.
The following was revised as to not offend any person, party object or thought. All characters appearing in this work are fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.
The $50 Lesson
Recently, while I was working in the flower beds in the front yard, my neighbors stopped to chat as they returned home from walking their dog.
During our friendly conversation, I asked their 12 year old daughter what she wanted to be when she grows up.
She said she wanted to be President someday.
Both of her parents - fill in your own adjective here - were standing there, so I asked her, "If you were President what would be the first thing you would do?”
She replied, "I'd give food and houses to all the homeless people.”
Her parents beamed with pride!
“Wow! What a worthy goal!" I said. "But you don't have to wait until you're President to do that!" I told her.
"What do you mean?" she replied.
So I told her, "You can come over to my house and mow the lawn, pull weeds, and trim my hedge, and I'll pay you $50. Then you can go over to the grocery store where the homeless guy hangs out, and you can give him the $50 to use toward food and a new house."
She thought that over for a few seconds, then she looked me straight in the eye and asked, "Why doesn't the homeless guy come over and do the work, and you can just pay him the $50?”
I said, "Welcome to – fill in your own adjective and/or subject here.”
Her parents aren't speaking to me.
