But... but.... TEXAS doesn't cheat!!

[Medic007]

Yep, Medic has gone to a dark side that...I have no idea what he's talking about.

Geez..I feel soiled. Got to take two showers...

Use the Hibiclens to soap up with so you don't get the infections up in that shoulder bro.

For the record, I was kidding about sharing penis pics with fitty. I don't need to have self esteem issues.

 

[Soonersincefitty]

Damn Medic, you could at least give me a 'like' on that torture...after all, I have so few.

 

[Medic007]

Bro, I just liked all of your posts as a gesture of kiss and make up.

Scratch that. I liked your posts so I can contribute to the "liked" post whore. I've got some money riding on you.

 

[Medic007]

Oh, before I forget, email me your number. I had it before my phone crashed. I have some cool insider stuff to send you and 22.

 

[AbsoluteZer0]

This thread is now about as comfortable as a case of swamp ass. LOL

 

[Medic007]

This thread is now about as comfortable as a case of swamp ass. LOL

I just spit red wine on my comforter. My wife is gonna be pissed.

 

[AbsoluteZer0]

Well, if it were me, I'd tell her to clean it up and make a sammich...but then again, that could be why I'm divorced. <shrug>

 

[Medic007]

If she didn't control 50% of the money and 100% of the you know what, I might take your advice Zer0.

 

[Soonersincefitty]

This is just ripe for this quip:

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?

Nothing, you've already told her twice.

Ka-boom!

 

[AbsoluteZer0]

Yeah, it's a tough call some times, but now I control 100% of the money and 0% of the you know what, so you are still head of the game if she plays along at all. But I do control 100% of the beer consumption with 0% of the nagging, so I'll call it even.

 

[AbsoluteZer0]

This is just ripe for this quip:

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?

Nothing, you've already told her twice.

Ka-boom!

LOL damn Fitty, you hittin the morphine early? I'm sure Senorita Sooner would NOT approve!

 

[Soonersincefitty]

No, in no way do I advocate battering women.
Chicken...YES!
Fish YES!

Women with coochees that smell like fish...NO!


That's all I'm gonna say about that.

 

[AbsoluteZer0]

LOL well, I think you've said it all. I will toast to that. Goodnight you weirdos, some of us productive people have to work tomorrow! <grin>

 

[Soonersincefitty]

Good for you Zero.
Glad to hear you're doing your part to keep the economy going.

God knows I'm not contributing shit.

 

[iasooner1]

ROTFLMAO emoticon here!

 

[Medic007]

LOL well, I think you've said it all. I will toast to that. Goodnight you weirdos, some of us productive people have to work tomorrow! <grin>

fitty is productive. Just ask his bowels.

 

[Soonersincefitty]

Zero?
Are you actually residing in Austin?

Gosh, you're the man!
Putting up with all those stylish type fancy boys.
Mmm, that has to be...enlightening.

I was there in the late sixties. Went to the Capital Building, like, you know, the tourists crap.

Got five solid offers for immediate sex.
Would've been interested but...they were all guys!
It was a learning experience for sure.

 

[AbsoluteZer0]

Zero?
Are you actually residing in Austin?

Gosh, you're the man!
Putting up with all those stylish type fancy boys.
Mmm, that has to be...enlightening.

I was there in the late sixties. Went to the Capital Building, like, you know, the tourists crap.

Got five solid offers for immediate sex.
Would've been interested but...they were all guys!
It was a learning experience for sure.

Yeah I live in Austin. I always get told that we wouldn't have a team if it weren't for the talent that Texas provides and I concede the point most of the time, but point out that by virtue of my having been brought here, it's clear they have to import intellectual talent which I think is a worthy trade.

I actually like the place I have to admit. I tend to stay up more toward the Williamson county area that they all seem to hate so I don't have to deal with all the hipster types keeping Austin weird because they sure are.

 

[sooner_mike]

No way Texas doesn't cheat. They're program only jaywalks.

 

[Soonersincefitty]

well lookie at this shit.
dang mike, i was on my second draft of a eulogy.

post more, post often putz breath. sorry, blame big pharma on my aholieness.

i'm not myself.

welcome back pardner.

 

[Medic007]

No way Texas doesn't cheat. They're program only jaywalks.

And obstructs passageways. Retrieves TVs via home invasion robbery. Beats tennis players. Rapes women. Sells dope that doesn't belong to them. Sexual assaults that a gimp watches. Hip checks apartment buildings then runs from the confrontation. Drives "friend's" cars.

Those used douche water garglers on orangebloods wail on Stoops for giving second chances. I'd rather have a coach who is known for giving second chances and has success doing so than have one that takes choir boys and turns them into felons. Strange, but those horn boys think taking a player with issues up front and having them succeed is much worse than taking a kid with no issues and turning them into felon thugs. Must be an Austin thing.