But... but.... TEXAS doesn't cheat!!

[Soonersincefitty]

K2C, that pic, although disturbing, isn't nearly as bad as the assumed conversation that preceded it:

"Hey, I've got an idea...let's take a picture with our faces a mere millimeter or two away from ass!"

"Oh yeah, let's do this!"

 

[Dastardly Deed]

All programs cheat, in one way or another, often with the assistance of professors and administrators--sometimes even unintentionally. Some are better at covering it up, and in fact excel at it (e.g., UT, several SEC schools).

As for our basketball coach who made too many phone calls, Jeez, if that's the worst you can say about the guy, I think he can sleep at night. Some schools cover up rapes, assaults, bullying, burglary, doping, dope dealing, you name it ... yet get away with it because they are good at covering up through years of practice.

So spare us your piety, Bongwhorns.

 

[Soonersincefitty]

Well said dbl. D!

 

[Medic007]

Dastardly Deed nailed it. I think we all give the horn fans crap because despite evidence that UT has broken rules and cheated, they wish to act like the horns are more virginal than Mary. No horn fan has any idea what is being done in and around the program just like us Sooner fans don't. You only hear about it when somebody gets caught.

 

[AbsoluteZer0]

They are all bronies though.

 

[Gramps]

littlejoe I also talked about Baylor. I can give you examples of other schools. All I was trying to say all schools have problems. Sorry if I mad you mad. Texas is no saint & A LOT OF SCHOOLS ARN'T.

 

[pfka_ms]

We a re also very good at it so it gives the appearance that we don't cheat. Rule #1, always pay cash.

 

[Gramps]

lol

 

[Medic007]

Again, almost everything you said is nonresponsive to the topic of this tread. I guess being off topic is your thing.

It is a little embarrassing that you've been apparently stalking me on OB and know so much about me. I know absolutely nothing about you because you are pretty irrelevant to the point I hardly follow your posts. Feel free to actively keep up with my posts on OB, creeper.

Don't flatter yourself JoJo. Anybody that reads orangebloods can see you post all day, every day. You're orangebloods 12 year old boy version of bullmarket. Your whiny ass posts about "aggie trolls" and "socks" are hilarious though. I can visualize your crocodile tears flowing as you beg for bannings.

 

[Medic007]

littlejoe I also talked about Baylor. I can give you examples of other schools. All I was trying to say all schools have problems. Sorry if I mad you mad. Texas is no saint & A LOT OF SCHOOLS ARN'T.

And Gramps, that's why you are tolerable. You don't have your head firmly planted in Bevo's ass.

 

[Soonersincefitty]

I just don't get it.

The horns, of all people, still coming over here after all these years of loathing by OU fans...actually expecting us to validate their opinions, agree with their self centered, petty points.

It's like the definition of insanity!

 

[Soonersincefitty]

Hello?

I didn't mean to kill the party...FYI.

Carry on.

 

[AbsoluteZer0]

Ever go to the airport...to the international section just to try to find a duty free bathroom?

 

[K2C Sooner]

Ever go to the airport...to the international section just to try to find a duty free bathroom?

I have no idea on the international bathrooms, but my wife and I visited Mexico once and they charged us 5 cents to use a public bathroom and 5 cents more if you needed toilet paper. I gave the attendant a 5 dollar bill tip and she told that was more than she made in a day. True story, I took a picture...............JJ

 

[AbsoluteZer0]

LOL that's great! I knew we could turn this thread around. BTW I was making a play on "duty" to really mean "dooty"...but the joke has gone awry. Thanks for saving it! <grin>

 

[Section22Sooner]

It's actually a good design and we should have those in Oklahoma. If a Vietnamese stands on it to squat, they'll lose their balance and go down the poop chute.

 

[Section22Sooner]

LOL that's great! I knew we could turn this thread around. BTW I was making a play on "duty" to really mean "dooty"...but the joke has gone awry. Thanks for saving it! <grin>

Nothing to be troubled about Zero. The Failure / Success ratio for our jokes runs about 5:1 around here. You're doing fine.

 

[Medic007]

Hahahahahahaha!

K2C, send me an email so I can have your email address. I have a couple of toilet pics I took a few years back in rural Cleveland County that I want you to share for me.

makingredwine@yahoo.com

 

[K2C Sooner]

Hahahahahahaha!

K2C, send me an email so I can have your email address. I have a couple of toilet pics I took a few years back in rural Cleveland County that I want you to share for me.

makingredwine@yahoo.com

Okay, I tried Medic. it's taking me to some Micro Soft account
in which I have to log in. I don't have a Micro Soft account.

E-mail it to fitty, he has my personal e-mail and he can forward it to me.............

 

[TexShoe]

I love a good toilet humor as much as the next guy, but Is someone gonna answer my question about Billy Pittman's fancy ride?

 

[AbsoluteZer0]

I love a good toilet humor as much as the next guy, but Is someone gonna answer my question about Billy Pittman's fancy ride?

This is this cool new thing called Google. It's like this box that you type something you are interested in, and it shows you things...stuff and even information related to that. I took the liberty of performing this action for you. Billy Pittman

Now, back to the toilet humor which is infinitely more important than Billy Pittman.

K2C, you should contact me too...I'd like to chat about Catoosa from back in the day. Absolutezero1970@yahoo.com

 

[K2C Sooner]

This is this cool new thing called Google. It's like this box that you type something you are interested in, and it shows you things...stuff and even information related to that. I took the liberty of performing this action for you. Billy Pittman

Now, back to the toilet humor which is infinitely more important than Billy Pittman.

K2C, you should contact me too...I'd like to chat about Catoosa from back in the day. Absolutezero1970@yahoo.com


I tried, same thing with a Microsoft ID number. Did you go to Catoosa High in 1970?

 

[AbsoluteZer0]

Fitty, if K2C is willing, would you email me his email address via the address above? I promise not to make jokes with/about you.

 

[K2C Sooner]

Fitty, if K2C is willing, would you email me his email address via the address above? I promise not to make jokes with/about you.

Well, fitty will have to post my e-mail if he still haves it. And jokes are welcome and encouraged...........LOL

BTW, Did you go to Catoosa High in 1970?

 

[Soonersincefitty]

Ha!

Really, you promise?

Well, I was going to add it to my sig line, but if ya want to do it this way...

 

[AbsoluteZer0]

"I tried, same thing with a Microsoft ID number. Did you go to Catoosa High in 1970?"

I did not, but my dad/uncles did and I think you'd know my grandfather if you ever went to a HS football game as the announcer. I'm sure you'd know them.

 

[K2C Sooner]

Well, fitty will have to give you my e-mail if he still haves it. And jokes are welcome and encouraged...........LOL

Fitty...e-mail them my address if you still have it..

BTW, Did you go to Catoosa High in 1970?

 

[K2C Sooner]

"I tried, same thing with a Microsoft ID number. Did you go to Catoosa High in 1970?"

I did not, but my dad/uncles did and I think you'd know my grandfather if you ever went to a HS football game as the announcer. I'm sure you'd know them.

Your grandfather ever coin the phrase " That was a slooberknocker"?

He was the first one I ever heard announce it in 1970's.

 

[K2C Sooner]

Your grandfather ever coin the phrase " That was a slooberknocker"?

He was the first one I ever heard announce it in 1970's.

I have you pinned down to two family's zero. Your either kin to George R or Mr. R............

 

[AbsoluteZer0]

I have you pinned down to two family's zero. Your either kin to George R or Mr. R............

Probably Mr. R. Cliff.

 

[K2C Sooner]

Probably Mr. R. Cliff.

Yep, Can you personal e-mail me? Mike, Charlie Thomas. Mr. R served with my dad in WW2.

 

[Soonersincefitty]

Absolutely, uh...Medic has Catoosas email...FYI

 

[Soonersincefitty]

Here's Medics top secret, double down low email addy...don't tell anyone.

makingredwine@yahoo.com

 

[Medic007]

K2C, my secretary fitty supplied your email address, so I sent you an email. Check yo mail dammit. It is very important and in regards to toilet humor. I need you to work your picture posting magic for me.

 

[Medic007]

I love a good toilet humor as much as the next guy, but Is someone gonna answer my question about Billy Pittman's fancy ride?

Suspended for 3 games for borrowing a "friends" car for the summer. UT refused to identify the friend. I don't blame them. Big Wheels of Texas (a large group of car dealerships) is quite the supporter of UT athletics. The Longhorn Foundation prefers it's donors shop for cars in Big Wheels of Texas dealerships.

I'm sure you've mastered the connect the dot thing over the years Shoe.

 

[Medic007]

Here's Medics top secret, double down low email addy...don't tell anyone.

makingredwine@yahoo.com

Dood, that was only for us to exchange dick pics. Thanks for nothing.

 

[Medic007]

Okay, I tried Medic. it's taking me to some Micro Soft account
in which I have to log in. I don't have a Micro Soft account.

E-mail it to fitty, he has my personal e-mail and he can forward it to me.............

Are you using Windows Live email? If so, just close that window that pops up. It is meaningless microsoft crap. It pops up if you click an email link in a browser or other application.

Check your email for a special delivery.

I also sent Zero your digits.

 

[AbsoluteZer0]

Dood, that was only for us to exchange dick pics. Thanks for nothing.

That's gone just too far now!

 

[Medic007]

That's gone just too far now!

Dang, did I actually post that?

You've got mail Zero.

 

[Soonersincefitty]

Yep, Medic has gone to a dark side that...I have no idea what he's talking about.

Geez..I feel soiled. Got to take two showers...