Threads I would start on OB

[Medic007]

Jagged would need viagra to get up out of his chair. If you want to know what clobber may look like, go rent Napoleon Dynamite.

That club footed used douche water gargler waited until I was banned before he started his tough guy charade. The only tough thing about that Farmers dropout are his panties and their ability to withstand his constant production of pearls.

 

[Soonersincefitty]

That club footed used douche water gargler waited until I was banned before he started his tough guy charade. The only tough thing about that Farmers dropout are his panties and their ability to withstand his constant production of pearls.

Man Medic...you can put some words together that, that are like a steamroller.

(See Emerson Lake and Palmer, Tarkus album)

 

[iasooner1]

Welcome Back My Friends...

especially frou & YCN
Anyone seen lOUisiana ??

 

[Soonersincefitty]

Welcome Back My Friends...

especially frou & YCN
Anyone seen lOUisiana ??

SIL is playing hard to get again.
He does that with the barrister work et al...

 

[iasooner1]

Yeah I had the good counselor on speed-dial but lost him & frou awhile back...

Boomer fellows; hopefully we don't have to rely on Sooner Magic next Saturday... We'll need that for some of the games later this season.

 

[Section22Sooner]

Boomer fellows; hopefully we don't have to rely on Sooner Magic next Saturday... We'll need that for some of the games later this season.

I'm of the opinion that our game with WV will be as much a dog fight as any game in November. Saturday will be tough.

 

[sooner_mike]

SoonerMike, Orangebloods poster Clob accepted your offer to meet him for a fight. He even gave you his home address and will pay your airfare. Let us know how it went... ...that is, if you can still type afterwards.

All I told him I wasn't scared I have bigger feet. I thought his invitation was silly and I thought by my post it said as much by me saying my shoe size. Guess not.

 

[BillyRay]

All I told him I wasn't scared I have bigger feet. I thought his invitation was silly and I thought by my post it said as much by me saying my shoe size. Guess not.

I'll tell ya what Mike..if you got under a person's skin so badly that they wanted to fight you, then man I have to give you huge props!!! That is friggen awesome!!!! haha

 

[sooner_mike]

I'll tell ya what Mike..if you got under a person's skin so badly that they wanted to fight you, then man I have to give you huge props!!! That is friggen awesome!!!! haha

Actually he had no axe to grind with me. I was reading a thread where he was inviting what looked like the entire board to his house for a fight. I see it and thought how ridicules that post was so being fun I made a post I'm not scared my feet are bigger name the place. Nowhere was I being a internet tough guy just responding to ridiculousness with my feet are bigger than yours type of thing. And of course somehow that translates to I wanted to meet this cat. Lol to top this off, this guy is a former Texas player from the 80's. Wow lol

 

[Mister Moses]

Mildly retarded sociopaths with delusions of grandeur seldom do.

I'm still waiting for your post. I think you're the best poster ever banned on Orange bloods. They're doing a real good job of entertaining me all by themselves now. I hope they can't ban me from reading the free board.

 

[Soonersincefitty]

I'm still waiting for your post. I think you're the best poster ever banned on Orange bloods. They're doing a real good job of entertaining me all by themselves now. I hope they can't ban me from reading the free board.

Yep, Batt Ex is pretty good.
I wouldn't be so quick to pimp him, but, that cat is out of the bag...he knows he's good.

Just wish he'd throw down some of his witticisms here more often.

Hey, we need clever, unabashed conversation here too.

 

[WhyNotaSooner]

Actually he had no axe to grind with me. I was reading a thread where he was inviting what looked like the entire board to his house for a fight. I see it and thought how ridicules that post was so being fun I made a post I'm not scared my feet are bigger name the place. Nowhere was I being a internet tough guy just responding to ridiculousness with my feet are bigger than yours type of thing. And of course somehow that translates to I wanted to meet this cat. Lol to top this off, this guy is a former Texas player from the 80's. Wow lol

I wonder if it's my neice's neighbor. I forgot his name I'll check it out. She lives in Arlington.

 

[Medic007]

I wonder if it's my neice's neighbor. I forgot his name I'll check it out. She lives in Arlington.

He lives in New Braunfels. In a tiny apartment.

 

[bcsoonerfan]

Jagged is quite possibly the most pathetic trash talking chump to ever pinch his mental loaves upon Rivals.

I can't think of any other poster as quick to resort to "keyboard warrior". Guys like that always have glass jaws and training bras.

 

[Soonersincefitty]

Jagged is quite possibly the most pathetic trash talking chump to ever pinch his mental loaves upon Rivals.

I can't think of any other poster as quick to resort to "keyboard warrior". Guys like that always have glass jaws and training bras.

bcsoonerfan...Mmm, I think I remember you.

 

[Battalion Ex]

True. Batt Ex, give us your thoughts on the
1-3 fighting Chucks.

There's a lot for all of us to like about Charlie's whorns. They're undisciplined. They're poorly coached. They're led by an unqualified, foul-mouthed, hypocritical midget and his hand-picked gang of inept buffoons. And they always find a way to lose against any team with even the faintest, threadiest, could-stop-at-any-moment pulse. I'm impressed by what I'm seeing and hope to see a lot more.

But the team and its coaches don't deserve all of the kudos. The fans of the whorn nation also deserve accolades. After vehemently defending Charlie though the Notre Dame debacle and the glorious triumph over Rice -- "We're back! We're back!" -- they are, in ever-growing numbers, calling for the poor little feller to be fired. After initially laughing at the idea that he is their version of Fran, they now claim that he's worse than Fran. Just because he couldn't tell from watching practices that Heard was marginally better than Swoopes. It's so unfair.

But simply terminating Charlie won't be enough for these fans. Why? Because the whorns have discovered that the Big 12 -- which is secretly in the pocket of OU (I swear I am not making this up) -- is using the refs to screw them over and keep them down. So, not only does Chuck need to be canned, but the whorns need to dump the LHN and get out of the Big 12, which is somehow holding them back. (They insist that every conference in the nation will welcome them with open arms. But I'll suggest that if they want an organization that won't continue to hold them back, they should investigate CUSA and the Sun Belt.)

All in all, I am both pleased and impressed with the three-ring clown show that is entering its second year of badly attended performances in Austin. And I devoutly hope that they don't make the mistake of giving their itty-bitty ringmaster his walking papers. They will find it almost impossible to fill that tiny pair of floppy shoes.

Nota bene: All of my information comes from reading the sub-literate gibberings found on the OrangeBloods free board, so the information above represents the opinions of clinically insane, profoundly retarded, meth-addled, feces-hurling howler monkeys.

 

[Plainosooner]

Oh I think Texas would be welcomed about anywhere. But the contractual obligation they have to LHN wouldn't allow it. The XII is the only conference that would let them have it. As was said maybe in another thread in the last seven days, the Longhorns ruined the XII. They ran off longtime quality schools like Mizzou, Nebraska and A&M with the LHN, and now they're finding out that it makes it so much easier to line up and play against them when you can get all the insights about the various burnt orange coaching theories in all sports. LHN has made them less competitive.

Don't kid yourself, Charlie can coach. He won at Louisville and if he's set adrift from the Good Ship Longhorn, he'll win where he goes. He may have to do a stint as a DC first.

The only Texas option if they don't want to play in the XII any more is to go independent. You've heard talk about that, and the LHN is why. It's possible that some deal could be worked out, where ESPN, who is losing a ton of money on the network might be convinced to let them out of it. Most like it would be to the SEC, because ESPin likes promoting the SEC. Just combine the two. Maybe.

But my guess is that the arrogance will lead them to some sort of move to be independent. Look at what BYU has been facing with that. Their first four games were Boise, at Nebraska, At UCLA and at Michigan. That's pretty stout. They had to load up early because it's hard to find anybody once the conference play stops. Kind of surprising that they didn't schedule Notre Dame. I suspect the Domers didn't want to play them. Or only would in South Bend. The remainder of their schedule is pretty second level opposition, except Wagner, who is below that that, and Mizzou, which is another long road trip to play in Arrowhead. BYU fans are going to be getting a little tired of traveling to see their team.

Scheduling as an independent can be a tough task with long trips kind of the requirement.

I suspect that just about every team from the XII, and former, likely except for OU, would be mad enough to not schedule them. I think it would be hilarious.

The same forces that would make this come to pass, are the ones that would send Charlie packing before he has a chance to coach his recruits as upper classmen. They have a pretty good class of freshman this season.

And while the Aggies like to do a little crowing these days, have they won a division yet? First year, Manziel was incredible. They beat Alabama, but tied for second in the West with LSU who beat them.. Second year, middle of the pack. Fourth place. 4-4 conference record. Last year, sixth, aka next to last in their division.a game ahead of Arky.

They are a sell stock. Making a ton of money, but if that is the way we evaluate, then Texas is the second best program in the country. And I'm a little skeptical that A&M, for all their speed at receiver, and back up quarterback, is going to be any better this year. They caught lightning in a bottle in year one of the SEC in 2012.

After the next three games, we'll know a lot. host MSU, host Bama, go to Ole Miss. If they're still undefeated by the end of the Ole Miss game, I'll apologize.

 

[NWBoomer]

There's a lot for all of us to like about Charlie's whorns. They're undisciplined. They're poorly coached. They're led by an unqualified, foul-mouthed, hypocritical midget and his hand-picked gang of inept buffoons. And they always find a way to lose against any team with even the faintest, threadiest, could-stop-at-any-moment pulse. I'm impressed by what I'm seeing and hope to see a lot more.

But the team and its coaches don't deserve all of the kudos. The fans of the whorn nation also deserve accolades. After vehemently defending Charlie though the Notre Dame debacle and the glorious triumph over Rice -- "We're back! We're back!" -- they are, in ever-growing numbers, calling for the poor little feller to be fired. After initially laughing at the idea that he is their version of Fran, they now claim that he's worse than Fran. Just because he couldn't tell from watching practices that Heard was marginally better than Swoopes. It's so unfair.

But simply terminating Charlie won't be enough for these fans. Why? Because the whorns have discovered that the Big 12 -- which is secretly in the pocket of OU (I swear I am not making this up) -- is using the refs to screw them over and keep them down. So, not only does Chuck need to be canned, but the whorns need to dump the LHN and get out of the Big 12, which is somehow holding them back. (They insist that every conference in the nation will welcome them with open arms. But I'll suggest that if they want an organization that won't continue to hold them back, they should investigate CUSA and the Sun Belt.)

All in all, I am both pleased and impressed with the three-ring clown show that is entering its second year of badly attended performances in Austin. And I devoutly hope that they don't make the mistake of giving their itty-bitty ringmaster his walking papers. They will find it almost impossible to fill that tiny pair of floppy shoes.

Nota bene: All of my information comes from reading the sub-literate gibberings found on the OrangeBloods free board, so the information above represents the opinions of clinically insane, profoundly retarded, meth-addled, feces-hurling howler monkeys.

That's better, I needed that.
They absolutely think everyone is lined up waiting on their application to join their league with the same confidence they had that everyone across this great country was lined up waiting to call their individual cable provider to demand they add the LHN to their package.

Because Longhorn sports is just that much of a must see tv experience through all 50 states. Adding UT to a conference is instant success, or..... Instant herpes, depending on who you ask.

 

[Medic007]

There's a lot for all of us to like about Charlie's whorns. They're undisciplined. They're poorly coached. They're led by an unqualified, foul-mouthed, hypocritical midget and his hand-picked gang of inept buffoons. And they always find a way to lose against any team with even the faintest, threadiest, could-stop-at-any-moment pulse. I'm impressed by what I'm seeing and hope to see a lot more.

But the team and its coaches don't deserve all of the kudos. The fans of the whorn nation also deserve accolades. After vehemently defending Charlie though the Notre Dame debacle and the glorious triumph over Rice -- "We're back! We're back!" -- they are, in ever-growing numbers, calling for the poor little feller to be fired. After initially laughing at the idea that he is their version of Fran, they now claim that he's worse than Fran. Just because he couldn't tell from watching practices that Heard was marginally better than Swoopes. It's so unfair.

But simply terminating Charlie won't be enough for these fans. Why? Because the whorns have discovered that the Big 12 -- which is secretly in the pocket of OU (I swear I am not making this up) -- is using the refs to screw them over and keep them down. So, not only does Chuck need to be canned, but the whorns need to dump the LHN and get out of the Big 12, which is somehow holding them back. (They insist that every conference in the nation will welcome them with open arms. But I'll suggest that if they want an organization that won't continue to hold them back, they should investigate CUSA and the Sun Belt.)

All in all, I am both pleased and impressed with the three-ring clown show that is entering its second year of badly attended performances in Austin. And I devoutly hope that they don't make the mistake of giving their itty-bitty ringmaster his walking papers. They will find it almost impossible to fill that tiny pair of floppy shoes.

Nota bene: All of my information comes from reading the sub-literate gibberings found on the OrangeBloods free board, so the information above represents the opinions of clinically insane, profoundly retarded, meth-addled, feces-hurling howler monkeys.

Very, very beautiful. And so very accurate. The Texsa suck is surpassing legendary. I just don't want Tattoo to get fired too early. I think he provides a much needed comic relief.

 

[bcsoonerfan]

I wonder how long it'll be before they begin convincing themselves that Saban is ready (again) to make his move to Austin?

I only hope our boys know that we'll be their Superbowl this year and they've got nothing to lose.

 

[Mister Moses]

orange bleeders the gift that keeps on giving.