I bought two power ball tickets. I filled my car with E10 gasoline. Cornell University tells me one can't get stupider than putting one's food supply in a gasoline tank. I did it anyway.
I bought two power ball tickets. I filled my car with E10 gasoline. Cornell University tells me one can't get stupider than putting one's food supply in a gasoline tank. I did it anyway.
In my infinite wisdom, I stopped in Chino Hills feeling lucky. My winnings will provide me the needed money to hire someone to build you all nice cedar coffins, and a Ferrari. After I drive it two days, I will donate it to the Salvation Army and give the rest of my winnings to aid those displaced by the illegal wars of my government.
You're a saint.
The lady from Austin who had all but one number received a million dollars. I wonder how many won a million nationwide? I got five numbers in Texas lotto once. I got 100 bucks. I have the gambling fever, but I'm needing 2 billion bucks to get square.