A guy walks into a bar in Stillwater and orders a white wine .
The OSU faithful sitting around the bar look up from their beer and whiskey, expecting to see some pitiful northern Yankee.
The bartender says, "You ain't from around here, are ya?"
The guy says, "No, I'm from Canada."
The bartender says, "What do you do in Canada?"
The guy says, "I'm a taxidermist."
The bartender says, "A taxidermist? What in the hell is a taxidermist? Do you drive a taxi?"
"No," says the Canadian, "I don't drive a taxi. I mount animals."
The bartender grins and hollers, "It's okay, boys. He's one of us…bring in the sheep!"
The OSU faithful sitting around the bar look up from their beer and whiskey, expecting to see some pitiful northern Yankee.
The bartender says, "You ain't from around here, are ya?"
The guy says, "No, I'm from Canada."
The bartender says, "What do you do in Canada?"
The guy says, "I'm a taxidermist."
The bartender says, "A taxidermist? What in the hell is a taxidermist? Do you drive a taxi?"
"No," says the Canadian, "I don't drive a taxi. I mount animals."
The bartender grins and hollers, "It's okay, boys. He's one of us…bring in the sheep!"
