There comes a time in most men's life when he loses control of his sphincter muscle. It usually happens when we are progressing in age. Ya need to be emotionally prepared for this significant event in your life.
For me it happened several years ago in my early 60s as I was walking down an aisle of an Eckerd Drug Store. It came out of nowhere and was pretty loud. Fortunately, there wasn't anyone around. I didn't think much of it at the time. You just don't realize the significance of the event until it happens several times.
It started happening over and over usually at the house. When it happened out in public, I was just plain lucky no one was ever within hearing distance. The wife was the only one that knew about my problem, and she was pretty annoyed with me. What's new about that, right?
I had just arrived at the church yesterday when a couple walked past me in a long hallway. The thought popped into my head that they must have known I had gas on my stomach. Almost immediately after thinking that a rip-snorter came out that shook the chandelier in the front lobby. I ducked out of sight into the men's room and doubled over in laughter.
I pleaded the fifth when the other dudes in there asked me what was so funny. Yes, it's quite embarrassing to post this; but, I felt obligated to warn you guys about what may be in store for you.
For me it happened several years ago in my early 60s as I was walking down an aisle of an Eckerd Drug Store. It came out of nowhere and was pretty loud. Fortunately, there wasn't anyone around. I didn't think much of it at the time. You just don't realize the significance of the event until it happens several times.
It started happening over and over usually at the house. When it happened out in public, I was just plain lucky no one was ever within hearing distance. The wife was the only one that knew about my problem, and she was pretty annoyed with me. What's new about that, right?
I had just arrived at the church yesterday when a couple walked past me in a long hallway. The thought popped into my head that they must have known I had gas on my stomach. Almost immediately after thinking that a rip-snorter came out that shook the chandelier in the front lobby. I ducked out of sight into the men's room and doubled over in laughter.
I pleaded the fifth when the other dudes in there asked me what was so funny. Yes, it's quite embarrassing to post this; but, I felt obligated to warn you guys about what may be in store for you.
