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OT: Nail, Elvis II may be moving in on my new digs.

Wufee

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Dec 12, 2001
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He's a handsome little turd and he can snap his tail like a bull whip. He's not as big as Elvis I. As you remember Elvis I was a lard ass but he was an amazing little guy. I'm wooing Elvis II by putting cracked pecans on top of a fence pillar. If he has a brain, in his head, he's gonna hang around.
 
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