So I am going to the Atlanta Comicon this summer and decided that at 42 yrs of age, I am finally going to dress as a character. I am a fat fukk so I will be going all out as Jek Porkins, Red 6 of the X wing squadron that attacked the original death star. Don't @me!!!
This Rebel pilot had the sad distinction of being the fat X-Wing pilot named after a pig, and the pilot in the squadron that dies first. Despite what he tells the rest of the pilots, Porkins gets killed because he couldn’t get out of the way of the Empire’s lasers in time. He was too slow in real life and he was too slow in battle. This seems like lazy and derivative storytelling. We would’ve loved more Porkins.
This Rebel pilot had the sad distinction of being the fat X-Wing pilot named after a pig, and the pilot in the squadron that dies first. Despite what he tells the rest of the pilots, Porkins gets killed because he couldn’t get out of the way of the Empire’s lasers in time. He was too slow in real life and he was too slow in battle. This seems like lazy and derivative storytelling. We would’ve loved more Porkins.
