“Why are”? Lulz. Also, the second “I’m” is redundant. LMAO at your dumbass.
Note: Stealing from a meme to post? If you were a C-Suite executive, not likely with posts like that one, you’d still be a dumbass.
Congrats on imagining you could bang a woman that doesn’t have a mustache, dumbass.
I'm really trying to digest the rest of your reply, and I appreciate the effort. Really I do. But damn I can't get past you using "lulz". That's just almost an unforgivable level of ******ry.