Woke up to a phone call from my father-in-law saying my wife’s family was now coming to our house today. Not a good wake-up call. Whole shit ton of hillbillies in my new house. Fvvvvvvck.
My first response was to tell my wife she owed me some sex in order for this all to go down. Ended up laying down one for the ages. Blew that back out. Proud of myself. Didn’t know I still had that in me.
Anyhow, my advice to make it through the holidays is to bust as many nuts as possible! Merry Christmas, Facebook!!!
My first response was to tell my wife she owed me some sex in order for this all to go down. Ended up laying down one for the ages. Blew that back out. Proud of myself. Didn’t know I still had that in me.
Anyhow, my advice to make it through the holidays is to bust as many nuts as possible! Merry Christmas, Facebook!!!
