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Great news regarding Bevo XV!!!

Jan 8, 2003
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Bevo XV will make his first appearance at home against the Irish! Bevo IS college football so it's going to be a huge day across the country for all fans! Can't wait to see the big fella!
 
I thought the good news was going to be that they did an autopsy and his brain showed no evidence of head trauma from all the hits. But the bad news is that the Horns are still looking for the cause of a decade of lethargy.

Maybe he hung around too many football players and the second hand smoke from the favorite herb in Austin caused it. So UT will have to do a coverup.
 
Bevo XV will make his first appearance at home against the Irish! Bevo IS college football so it's going to be a huge day across the country for all fans! Can't wait to see the big fella!


Here he is.

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You know it's the slow period when people are talking about Bevo on this board. Devo would be more interesting and more appropriate.

 
Does Colorado still have a Ralphie charging down the field before kickoff?
That was a great animal mascot, Bevo's just a drugged up cow that shits all through the game. Bevo's running down the field would make a hell of a mess.
 
Hmmm... maybe a Devo cover band called Bevo, and change the words of "Whip It"...

Slap that bitch, step in steer shit.
Go smoke some crack, your baby momma's back...
 
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You know it's the slow period when people are talking about Bevo on this board. Devo would be more interesting and more appropriate.


Funny as hell how those MTV videos seem so outdated now when back in the day they were the bomb. Comical the Flock of Seagulls video with the foil leading up to the rotating camera that was so visible in the mirrors. Never noticed as a kid because it was so cool. Beyond cheesy looking at it today.
 
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