Let's start this 50th week of the year 2015 by recapping the week that was on SoonerScoop.
The big news from the week is the imminent, yet not certain departure of one Trevor Alfonso Knight from the OU program. On the secret message board an insider provided the following actual transcript of the interaction between team captain 9 and head ball coach Bob:
Bob: 'sup big dog?
TAK9: Turn me loose, set me free, somewhere in the middle of Montana. Give me all I've got comin' to me. Keep your society and your so called social security, big city turn me loose and set me free.
Bob: Carol - call Kyle Allen and ask him what his fave cookie cake is.
In recruiting news - the illegitimate great-grand love child of Red Grange and Jackie Joyner-Kersee, Tavon Birdow ran for 1200 yards and had 49 tackles in the state championship game. One scooper has already started the Tavon for Heisman campaign and hired Mini69 to create multiple websites. Tavon deciding if he wants to win the Heisman for Navy or Colorado School of Mines.
Joe Mixon has a baby. Or a really cute Asian doll he likes to take selfies with.
Carey needs to interview Joe Mixon. It's for Joe's own well being. The interview will center on how he punched a girl so hard that an Asian baby was produced.
The Sooners annual football banquet was reported on by the Scoop staff in a not-good way.
Pinnacle got his insider fan-boy pledge pin. He will be mucking stalls for a month.
Jimmies were rustled from coast to coast regarding Fords. No one has cared this much about Mustangs since Craig James killed 5 hookers on the SMU campus in the 80s.
Wayne had dinner with Sooner legend Brett Bowers. Wayne will provide more details, if in fact there are any, after he finishes watching the TV program about Dolly Parton.
There were no 2016 commits this week. There was a 2017 commit, at least until the boys from LSU show up. Hope Bob kept the receipt for that cookie cake.
Texas hired an OC. Wait, he turned them down. No wait, UT flew like a spurned lover and cried in his living room until he relented. It only cost them 2x's what the Broyles Award winner makes at OU. Yay for the LHN!
Lincoln Riley won the Broyles Award. That's a huge deal in the world of the pig people. He will never pay for another meal in Fayetteville.
The Heisman only invited 3 people because that's the rule. Unless they invite 5.
OU is 18 days away from completing the revenge tour. There hasn't been this much excitement on the board since that time when there was more excitement.
7 2016 hypothetical depth-chart threads were started. You can search for them using the term "No one gives a rats ass."
Kansas kids rock.
OSU and UT still suck.
The big news from the week is the imminent, yet not certain departure of one Trevor Alfonso Knight from the OU program. On the secret message board an insider provided the following actual transcript of the interaction between team captain 9 and head ball coach Bob:
Bob: 'sup big dog?
TAK9: Turn me loose, set me free, somewhere in the middle of Montana. Give me all I've got comin' to me. Keep your society and your so called social security, big city turn me loose and set me free.
Bob: Carol - call Kyle Allen and ask him what his fave cookie cake is.
In recruiting news - the illegitimate great-grand love child of Red Grange and Jackie Joyner-Kersee, Tavon Birdow ran for 1200 yards and had 49 tackles in the state championship game. One scooper has already started the Tavon for Heisman campaign and hired Mini69 to create multiple websites. Tavon deciding if he wants to win the Heisman for Navy or Colorado School of Mines.
Joe Mixon has a baby. Or a really cute Asian doll he likes to take selfies with.
Carey needs to interview Joe Mixon. It's for Joe's own well being. The interview will center on how he punched a girl so hard that an Asian baby was produced.
The Sooners annual football banquet was reported on by the Scoop staff in a not-good way.
Pinnacle got his insider fan-boy pledge pin. He will be mucking stalls for a month.
Jimmies were rustled from coast to coast regarding Fords. No one has cared this much about Mustangs since Craig James killed 5 hookers on the SMU campus in the 80s.
Wayne had dinner with Sooner legend Brett Bowers. Wayne will provide more details, if in fact there are any, after he finishes watching the TV program about Dolly Parton.
There were no 2016 commits this week. There was a 2017 commit, at least until the boys from LSU show up. Hope Bob kept the receipt for that cookie cake.
Texas hired an OC. Wait, he turned them down. No wait, UT flew like a spurned lover and cried in his living room until he relented. It only cost them 2x's what the Broyles Award winner makes at OU. Yay for the LHN!
Lincoln Riley won the Broyles Award. That's a huge deal in the world of the pig people. He will never pay for another meal in Fayetteville.
The Heisman only invited 3 people because that's the rule. Unless they invite 5.
OU is 18 days away from completing the revenge tour. There hasn't been this much excitement on the board since that time when there was more excitement.
7 2016 hypothetical depth-chart threads were started. You can search for them using the term "No one gives a rats ass."
Kansas kids rock.
OSU and UT still suck.
