Lampkin gets a full release from UT so why not keep the good news rollin'?
Football season is officially here and with it comes the latest and greatest Soonerscoop 150. Oh how all of you have missed this list, just sitting around waiting and hoping that you moved up, or at the very least made it into the top 150 posters on our board. I get it, it sucks waiting, not knowing where you stand in the minds of the National Board Member Analyst, but wait no longer. It’s time.
For the newbies on the board, let me provide some insight into this list. There’s a committee that ranks posters. Those on the lists matter. The end.
It’s not a job I want and I’m thankful that I don’t have the burden of making this list. I’m simply a messenger for NBMA team.
It should be noted that Rivals new message board has reared an ugly flaw in that it will not allow any noble poster to add more than 20 images in a single post, thus, the NBMA had to adjust the lay out, grouping posters in buckets rather than award individuals with stars of their own. Thanks
@Carey Murdock for ruining everyone's life.
So, without further delay, feast on the art that is the SS150.
As always, if there are any mistakes, be sure to point them out so they can be ignored.
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The Tori Blacks of the board, the five star posters that should be respected without question.
1 Smash Williams
For the first time in the history of the SS150, the National Scoop Analyst let deferred to the board in choosing the #1 spot. Jackson_supersooner’s “Who is the wittiest poster?” thread was offered up, the board spoke.
2
@oueight
4 posts since Aug 26, 2001 and he’s provided more substance than WalterWhite. We look forward to #5 sometime around 2018.
3
@Kevin_B
The Sex Panther of SS, whether he’s full of sh*t or not, his team updates hit the mark 20% of the time, which is a pretty good average while covering a Bob Stoops lead team, eh Carey?* <br><br>
4 Sooner in KS
He took on the chat recaps and turned them into a clown show. We get nothing out of them anymore, for that, we salute SiKs. We’ll always reward those that destroy. <br><br>
5 Justin5269
We know, we know, everyone’s asking, ‘who the **** is this guy?’. That’s when we remind you that he’s the guy that started a thread which prompted Carey “the furor” Murdock to post “Contact Wordpress. You can now start your own website and get lots of views”. Take note, twist the man, jump up to the top.
http://oklahoma.forums.rivals.com/th...1/#post-246999
6 Jotay
How’s your cousin?
7 jh81
Down a bit from the last rankings but it’s more about others rising rather than Suger. Water. Purple. dropping.
8 pinnaclesw
MIA for a while, Pinn jumped back into the fold by acting as if he has inside information…..and of course, the sheep gobbled it up.
9 Jaaa
We could list out all the reasons Jaaa should be in the Top 10, but you’ll have to settle for getting absolutely no reasoning at all. Deal with it.<br><br>
10 sooner55
Analyst are hopeful that the inflated sense of worth compels 55 to be super active on the board during the season. We need someone around the boards to take a giant dump on Mike Stoops and we think 55 can be that guy. Don’t disappoint.
11 DanielOcean
#hedgezone
12 Norhtwah-S
He’ll find a negative way to spin his ranking. It’s his gift.
13 jackson_supersooner
Most won’t remember, but the analyst never forget. The guy called pinn a “cock sucker” in a post and it wasn’t deleted. We showed Dr Mazeppa the post and he was shocked that it remains on the board and no trip to Africa was granted to Jackson. Solid work, Jackson.
14 dmackey13
It just seemed right to have a wide receiver that could actually catch the ball on the list.
15 Sizmik
Have you seen the chick he’s banging? Seriously, Siz, post pics again.
16 Dr Mazeppa
Out of the Top 10, Dr Maz limps into the #16 spot. It made sense simply due to the fact that once the season starts it’s almost a certainty that Josh bans him forever.
17 Soonerwink
Remember when Roger Clemens showed up only when it was time to pitch during his final seasons with the Astros? Wink only shows up to pitch. When he pitches, he throws the high hard one. Don't ask him to catch, he won't show up for that.
18 NealKenn
Neal is from Calumet, a town so small that when you lose your virginity, its probably to a relative. Its proximity to El Reno also gives Neal street cred.
19 soonergrad_95
Has been suspended more times than A-Rod. If Josh could fine people, Grad's membership fee would exceed $5 grand.
20 Donald59
Donald claims to speak the truth about OU. Donald also states, as fact, that blue is the best color.
21 Str8OutaNompton
Was first in line to buy tickets to this summer's hottest film… Magic Mike XXL
22 Dante50
If Dante was starting at LB this year in place of Alexander, Wink would produce 11 wins.
23 SoonerInColumbia
Has been off board lately as he tries to navigate his way through WWE's Tough Enough.
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The next batch of 4 stars have the potential but simply haven't made the impact necessary to claim the 5 star status they want so badly.
24 Solja4Christ
Before Christ, he repped No Limit. Uuugggghhhhhhhhh, na na na na.
25 sooner_steamroll
Well versed in the art of the Cleveland Steamer. Also, offers no assistance in cleanup. Real man.
26 mecornel
If this guy’s name is actually Cornel, then he is somehow able to come up with coherent thoughts even though he started off typing like Nell.
29 hermans
Even though he is from Lawton, he runs a bank. A true rags to riches story, without the meth so often associated with those riches.
30 SoonerMeatSchooner
His unabashed support of Joe Mixon extends to his personal life. Now hits his wife when she cuddles with him in bed.
31 moneysooner
Is a peter in law with Aaron Rogers. That's not even a joke. #eskimobros4life
32 Josh_M Josh
tweeted out an offer from SE Missouri a few weeks ago. Hey Josh, if UCO offers a player that OU is looking at, we can assume two things: 1) he isn't OU good 2) we don't need to know about it. Also dropped due to his tweets about Arsenal filling up Wink's twitter feed. Wink hates Arsenal #COYS
33 rocklahoma
Runs a cord dog booth at the State Fair of Texas. Spunks in the batter. Hook em.
34 supercoupe91
A Royals fan from way back. Doctored George Brett's bat with excessive pine tar.
35 eddyjizza
Eddy has trolled his way to the top 40. Can he avoid the ban hammer? Will he piss off the entire board? Can he get everyone to request Smash's newsletter? Find out next time!!!
36 bfkkyle7
Sent Stoops a popular German book to try and inspire cooperation from his players. As evidence, Stoops is growing a mustache…
37 wufee
Wuf has been gone for a while. He could be dead, but given his financial resources and political bent, its more likely that he is Donald Trump.
38 cwoolly
We never know what to write about cwoolly. He is consistently considered good, but none of us know why. He is the pancakes of soonerscoop.
39 Catjuggler
Username is a pseudonym for Pussy Manager.
40 igogold
His nephew got slowplayed by OU. Has signed up on the Golden Hurricane site until OU gets their shit together and offers Rowdy.
41 Eddie Rado
Cracked top 25 for being a Cub fan. Dropped out of top 40 for being Eddie.
42 nicenate
We like him better as nasty. Would like him most as naughty.
43 gdg
Designs Lululemon yoga gear for women. Thank you, gdg.
44 HeartbreakSooner
Is offering season tickets below their face value. It's going to be a long season, folks.
45 nolesooner
Nole is engaged!!! If he would cheat on his fiance with one of her family members he moves up 10 spots. If he convinces his fiance to stay, that's another 10. If he gets her to marry him, he drops 100.
46 CrimsonVNeck
He had his hands all over Tom Brady's balls before the AFC Finals.
47 thebig12giants
This guy makes bullmarket look like Mark May. Predicts an unbeaten season. Also picked the Women's Soccer Team in the Men's World Cup.
48 OUSooner_75
Is part of a group contributing restricted funds to OU to build a nuke that takes out Waco, TX. Hey, would you miss it?
49 J Drummond
Given the level of comments that he provides, we can only assume that J Drummond refers to his significant other as bae. We can't have that in the top 40. He does show up every day. 49 is a perfect attendance award.
50 DFWSoonerDude
This is the result of inactivity more than anything else. Do you still consider Sasha Gray a top porn star? No. If she started doing porn again? Yes. DFW is a retired porn star right now.
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Congratulations on your Trevor Knight status on the board.
51 Miggs
52 mrgregory29
53 SoonerTanker
54 comradestatic
55 b_dub01281984
56 CoachCali
57 mattmciner
58 FeastOrFamine
59 The Killer Tomato
60 MikeNAustin
61 nebsooner
62 laidoutfab
63 Dunndidit3084
64 Jasonbaez
65 matchell
66 Airborne Okie
67 califca
68 Ranchoz71
69 Dr. Pacheco
70 bbrown24
71 imagetpaid
72 Bozrules07
73 RedEarth
74 OU FireDragon
75 NateDawg
76 SoonerNation07
77 chasejamy
78 LRSooner06
79 jason#1soonerfan
80 Wood&Rocks
81 BoldSooner
82 JordanWallace
83 shytnik
84 macsdaddy
85 jayroberts
86 Jickerz7
87 The_Tourist
88 unabubbas
89 GreatScot
90 Norcalsoonerfan
91 Bsouth70
92 Hemingstein
93 92 grad
94 genghis jr
95 Snuff_theRooster
96 BustaVamp
97 jakeob1106
98 Nail1988
99 Walter White
100 washingtonsooner
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The Ol' 2 star gang, Safe to ignore. You won't miss much
101 h-town Sooner
102 billydeerslayer
103 n8dogg79
104 Cimmarron_56
105 HazMatCFO
106 RegimentML
107 CA Sooner 56
108 OU Alexander
109 BigCrimsonTX
110 MarlesinCharge
111 usedtobe1
112 NoBeaches
113 LSU-OU
114 The Half Yard
115 Lt. Aldo Raine
116 Boomah
117 jwall2
118 SoonerBlub
119 OUChainsawMassacre
120 soonersjd
121 soonerinlouisiana
122 CutAgainstTheGrain
123 soonerhouse
124 stevedun
125 KHouse5OU
126 SoonerMD
127 Newb
128 stroke the post
129 tgf9898
130 LikeaSooner
131 Sooner_15
132 sooners239
133 UHsurfer126
134 Carey Murdock
135 CP Sooner
136 mrand247
137 Rush4life
138 SoonerFactor
139 oujones2001
140 StoopsBros
141 soonersin2002
142 DNEWT
143 ModernEraChamps
144 SoonerinKansas
145 Romulus
146 ShwanshugeEGO
147 sooner_ou
148 BoomerPhil
149 dahldensull
150 bassinsooner
Special thanks to National Scoop Member Analysts, Josh McQuistion, Soonerwink and the supporting SB Staff.