In cargo shorts and antics, a coach so bold,
Missouri's emblem, in tales of old,
A kid misled, the whispers of deceit,
To Missouri's realm, where paths did meet.
Through twists and turns, a journey's guise,
Deceptions woven, veiled in the skies,
Yet blame not only the misguided youth,
For webs of illusion, beliefs uncouth.
Parker Thune's gaze pierces the haze,
Unraveling truths, in analyst's ways,
Through layers of falsehood, he seeks to find,
The tangled threads that weave in kind.
Blame not the mom nor the trainer's call,
But let wisdom's lesson upon us fall,
For stories entwined in sports' grand show,
Teach us that truths and deceptions flow.
Missouri's emblem, in tales of old,
A kid misled, the whispers of deceit,
To Missouri's realm, where paths did meet.
Through twists and turns, a journey's guise,
Deceptions woven, veiled in the skies,
Yet blame not only the misguided youth,
For webs of illusion, beliefs uncouth.
Parker Thune's gaze pierces the haze,
Unraveling truths, in analyst's ways,
Through layers of falsehood, he seeks to find,
The tangled threads that weave in kind.
Blame not the mom nor the trainer's call,
But let wisdom's lesson upon us fall,
For stories entwined in sports' grand show,
Teach us that truths and deceptions flow.
