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Sooner in KS

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Are your ready for this??? Josh waited 2 minutes for the 1st question to come in. Luckily it was a very original question that I have not seen since last week’s chat, and then the chat before that. “Next commit?” Good question, Clark. Eboh was the answer if you are wondering. The more important question is: “Will the name Obi Eboh be a character in the next Star Wars movie?” All signs point to yes*. Also, Eboh will most likely finish out the DB class and Darth Vader’s great grandson in one fell swoop.



Lampkin enrolls and redshirts. No word yet if he will lead the team out of the tunnel at the Cotton Bowl and moon the north half of the stadium. We can always hope.



DFW seemed a little ‘too concerned’ with the OU drug policy. I think we have found our dealer. Hey uh so, just wondering… for a friend, yeah that’s it, a friend. Uh, who, when and how are the drug tests done? You know, for research purposes. Yeah, yeah, research. (Smooth)



Official word on Frison was “No Comment” DFW has more info that he is holding back on.



A comment/question a commtion or quesent if you will from Miracle Man about Mixon having to watch what he says to the media due to a possible civil suit. The question I want answered, but haven’t seen asked yet is this: Does the girl Mixon hit have a stronger jaw than a Jets QB or is Mixon just weak?



Sooner Fan 60 asked, and I quote, “Good news?” To which there was no answer. The sunshine pumpers are now up in arms about this lack of response to good news. I’ve got some good news, SiKS’ wifes birthday is today. KS birthdays rock.



If Terry commits Bundage is out.



Eddie pops in at 7:36 with a “what’s up guys” Surprised he didn’t then follow up with a ‘big gulps, huh”




Lampkin starts at DL, but could move to OL, and of course official mooner of Longhorns.



Pacheco was eating tamales and needed a magazine, Here ya go.



Next up after Frison’s forgetting he doesn’t live in CO could be Samia. Or me, I could play coach.



This might be our biggest WR group EVAR.



Lampkin could be a 1 technique, but but southall stays out at a 3 tech… I love football talk. Talk dirty in football baby.




Orso lost some bad weight… or so we are told. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahah There is a street near where I live named Orme, I wish Orso lived on Orme Street. That would be cool.



Cloak and dagger on QB talk. I could tell you, but then I’d have to kill you… Or give you another 8-5 season. Whichever you deem worse.



Fearless 20 will give us predicted red shirts… Which is statistically proven to be wrong. So…



Simmons is a laid back coach that gets his point across. That point, kickin’ ass and takin’ names. Amiright?



Reason for flourish in recruiting, timing, pressure and better home visits. Same way I got a prom date.



Dede has two kids. Putting him 6 kids behind Wood. Come on son, catch up.



Mixon yardage prediction coming in the fearless 20. Let’s hope for 200 yards being predicted.



Mecole Hardeman could be the most explosive athlete in the country. OU is in the top 10.


Kelly is best chance at a 5* for OU.


Coaches are buying into the Hashtag OU DNA. Hashtag whatever it takes. Hashtag just win baby. Hashtag feed the beast. Hashtag I didn’t come here to run the wishbone.


McGinnis put on too much weight to fast. Freshman 15 strikes again.


Shannon is taking some time to get back in the flow of things.


Eddie couldn’t follow Pacheco’s question. Don’t worry Eddie, none of us ever do. We just smile and nod our head. It makes him feel good.


Montgomery is still supporting OU on twitter. And in the real world, support on twitter is all that really matters.


Locker rooms won’t be done this season. We will have the showers like they had in Major League. Turned out well for them.


Riley could run the ball more than a typical air raid, but we don’t have the same OL we did last year. It will be interesting to see what they do with the offense this year.


Pacheco hates kickers. But here’s the kicker, he’s got a kickers body. We always hate in others what we see in ourselves.


Current top 5 of ’17 OK kids, Brown, Draper, Fields, Mays, and Wolford.


Carey’s answer for feel of this years team, and I quote, “inexpressible” Someone got a thesaurus over the summer. On a related note, what is another term for thesaurus? I thought the thesaurus became extinct millions of years ago.


If we get Kelly and Terry it could be Bob’s best LB class EVAR. I could Kish you.


Expect some 1st game suspensions.


“I asked Stoops that very question today and he said everything that needed to be said in the release was said. Then he drove away.” Carey, that is the best writing you have EVAR done. Then he drove away. I hope someone writes that about me someday.


OT is the biggest concern in camp right now.


Carey had a friend get a woody woodpecker tattoo on his butt… Not that there is anything wrong with that.


Expect the staff to be slow with Perine coming back.


Pacheco asked a question for CT on who the punter would be this year. Answer had nothing to do with OK wind so I don’t believe it was fully answered.


Best chat response EVAR was to the question: “Eddie,what is problem with Frisnon?” Answer: “He's suspended indefinitely.”


Pacheco kept asking questions after he said he had one more question. Kinda like the OU secondary against BU last year, One more 7 yard our then we are done. Ok, one more 7 yard out, then we are done, Wait, one more….


The question, or variations of said question, about Frison reason for being off the team was asked 1,568,459,546 times. Do you think Al Gore made the internet so you could tie bandwidth asking the same question? No, he made if for cat pictures and the tri-lateral commission. Now carry on.


Ardmore exploded from the hate in the chat. Check CNN for more news.


Some PCN old stories at the end. I’ll just leave this here in its entirety. Probably belongs in the Smithsonian, or a Denny’s restroom, I’ll let you decide:
My favorite Carter story was covering him in the state title game that year, against Putnam North when PCN almost came back and shocked Jenks. It's early third, Jenks is KILLING PCN and Carter is just running his mouth the ENTIRE time. And not AT the WR, he is talking to me about how he is going to shut the guy down while I'm on the sideline...hysterical.



As always, there was talk of recruits who will or won’t come to OU, will or won’t do well in college and livelihood of dogs across the state depend on how well these 17 year olds do.



* Alderon was an inside job.
 
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