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Will Mixon be Allowed on the Sidelines During the Spring Game?

JohnnyStrikesUptheBand

Sooner signee
Mar 29, 2014
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What's the call Mr. Boren?

1) No way.
2) Only if we wears dark shades.
3) Only if he's out of uniform.
4) Only if he promises to never clinch his right fist.
5) Only if he promises to not give an interview.
6) Only if he has plastic surgery.
7) Only if he takes a ride on the Sooner Schooner after every TD.
8) Only if he promises to wear Barry Switzer's old mink coat from the 70s.
9) Only if he's in the stands.

You know, someday, they're going to let that Lion run free. Someday.
 
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