With early signing day upon us, we aren't even in the top 10. Take at look at the top 7 recruits in our own state. How many are coming to Texas?
I'll take "Words that start with a Z and rhyme with smeero" for $500 Alex.
Aggy has two. Let that sink in. The number 8 recruit is a dual threat QB that honestly doesn't look like much of a threat to my eyes. The best running back and #1 recruit from north shore, he ain't coming here. No chance. Nada. Zip. That dude is going through the SEC door that aggy opened and will probably land at LSU or Bama.
We need defensive and offensive lineman. I see 1 guy on the DLine that was signed that can help us. We signed two in total.
On the OLine I think we've got two guys that can help us.
Newsflash Tommy, bad ass running backs and quarterbacks don't want to play for a team with a sh!t offensive line. And on a side note, bad ass linebackers (which you seem to covet) don't want to play behind three sh!tty down lineman. They want to play behind prison yard bullies.
And another thing-- how do you lose a WR to tcu at the last minute? TC fvcking U? It's not like the kid bounced to go play for a REAL school with a REAL QB like LSU or Clemson. Nope. You lost him to a team coached by a man with flop sweat and man boobs. Good job bro.
But your crowning achievement today was aired LIVE on the longhorn network. You went full on Tommy-tard when you decided to flip not one, (because when you go Tommy-tard, you go FULL Tommy-tard) but BOTH middle fingers right at the camera on LIVE, nationally broadcasted TV. You make Rick Perry's "adios MoFo" moment look like you lost a bet to the PR gods. Why not just whip out your tally wacker and go full Monty?
"Hey kids! Look! Helicopter helicopter helicopter!"
You really did it this time. If you were sitting up there with the number 1 recruiting class in america, chocked full of 5 star players and the top 3 kids from each state that matters-- ok. Pull your middle fingers out and put the world on notice that THOMAS is in the house and everyone better avoid dropping the soap in the shower. But no---
Here you sit with but 1 top 10 recruit in your own state, and you think it's a great idea to show everyone your age and or IQ on national Tv with your middle fingers. Jesus H Christ man-- you're not PT Barnum and this isn't your personal three ring circus. You represent the University of by God mother fvcking TEXAS. You represent the orange. You represent the white. You represent every current and former student, player, donor, and faculty member.
And the best way for you to express this honorable and cherished role as our leader is to whip out the double middle fingers like you're a 14 year old kid pounding booze and hanging out a truck window on spring break while you pass by a bunch of cops on bicycles?
Grow the fvck up Tommy-tard. What in the Holy fvck is wrong with you man?
