I would go in a blizzard if I could.
Is this a permanent ban?...I won't be at the game. A rather newish colleague of mine will be entrusted with oversight of the game medical operation. If you happen to go by Gomer Jones, pop your head in to say hi, and then report that some lady was throwing up in the bathroom "around the corner" and exclaim you're pretty sure her head fell off. Then walk back out. That would create some fun times.