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We should own half the stoolwater "stadium" on Sat.

The ScapeGOAT

Sooner starter
Sep 30, 2011
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Local OU fans get those osu tickets. Here are some things osu fans need much more than to see a football game.

professional teeth cleaning
new set of tires for their house
their girlfriend/sister's abortion
GED
Acyclovir (don't ask)
hobbled livestock
lottery tickets
EBT card holder

All you have to do is offer to pay face value for their ticket and sell the value of which of these items they could buy with the money. Done. You got that seat. We should own that shitbox...oh a shitbox. Aggies would love a good quality shitbox.
 
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