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Stanford band playing "Farmers Only" during half time.

Lol, you don't have to be lonely .............

I read this on yahoo front page today. I actually thinks it's funny. I guess some people got their pants in a wad.

Stanford, you do realize California has more farm land, produce and vegetables, than most of the states combined? Maybe Iowa should have played a song about trees.....Wait, I don't think there is such a song..;)
 
I read this on yahoo front page today. I actually thinks it's funny. I guess some people got their pants in a wad.

Stanford, you do realize California has more farm land, produce and vegetables, than most of the states combined? Maybe Iowa should have played a song about trees.....Wait, I don't think there is such a song..;)

There is unrest in the forest, there is trouble with the trees, for the maples want more sunlight, and the oaks ignore their pleas.

The trouble with the maples, and their quite convinced they're right, is the oaks are just too lumpy, and they grab up all the light.

Now the oaks can't help their feelings, if they like the way they're made, and they wonder why the maples can't be happy in their shade...
 
There is unrest in the forest, there is trouble with the trees, for the maples want more sunlight, and the oaks ignore their pleas.

The trouble with the maples, and their quite convinced they're right, is the oaks are just too lumpy, and they grab up all the light.

Now the oaks can't help their feelings, if they like the way they're made, and they wonder why the maples can't be happy in their shade...


Okay......must be a poem or lyrics I've never read. I hate poets, unless it "Roses or Red' type..........;)
 
California dreamin' are we?


No, three times was enough for my lifetime.

The first was a stop over at the LA airport when I was 21 heading to Hawaii. I dressed in my finest western outfit for the trip. A western leisure suit, a red rose stenciled above my jacket pocket. I think it had some "Porter Wagoner" sequins cut into the sleeves. Hat and boots and I was uptown.

I got into the airport and immediately noticed several very strange people. Guy's with bald heads,robes and tambourines. Save the Whale people. All kind of freaks handing out pamphlets.

I discreetly pointed them out to my ex and was laughing my ass off. It wasn't long before I noticed they were fingering me out and laughing at me....Oh, well..................:(
 
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No, three times was enough for my lifetime.

The first was a stop over at the LA airport when I was 21 heading to Hawaii. I dressed in my finest western outfit for the trip. A western leisure suit, a red rose stenciled above my jacket pocket. I think it had some "Porter Wagoner" sequins cut into the sleeves. Hat and boots and I was uptown.

I got into the airport and immediately noticed several very strange people. Guy's with bald heads,robes and tambourines. Save the Whale people. All kind of freaks handing out pamphlets.

I discreetly pointed them out to my ex and was laughing my ass off. It wasn't long before I noticed they were fingering me out and laughing at me....Oh, well..................:(
That Porter Wagoner suit might be worth some money now. :D
 
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No, three times was enough for my lifetime.

The first was a stop over at the LA airport when I was 21 heading to Hawaii. I dressed in my finest western outfit for the trip. A western leisure suit, a red rose stenciled above my jacket pocket. I think it had some "Porter Wagoner" sequins cut into the sleeves. Hat and boots and I was uptown.

I got into the airport and immediately noticed several very strange people. Guy's with bald heads,robes and tambourines. Save the Whale people. All kind of freaks handing out pamphlets.

I discreetly pointed them out to my ex and was laughing my ass off. It wasn't long before I noticed they were fingering me out and laughing at me....Oh, well..................:(

LOL. My one and only time there was a stop at LAX on the way to Hawaii when I was 24, but I was dressed as a wannabe rock star. I was too busy drinking to notice who all was laughing at me, yet not drunk enough to not notice that I didn't need to light my cigarette in order to smoke outside.
All I had to do was breathe, L.A. provided the smoke free of charge.
 
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There is trouble in the forest, and the creatures all have fled.
As the maples scream "oppression," and the oaks just shake their heads.

So the maples formed a union, and demanded equal rights.
They said, "the oaks are just too greedy, we will make them give us light."
Now there's no more oak oppression, as they passed a noble law.
And the trees are all kept equal, by hatchet, axe, and saw...
 
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