You seem to think that I can afford a residence out here. I rent, and not in a nice area either.
I was walking my dogs down my street the other day (adjacent to a nice, quiet airport and train station), and I saw a house for sale on my street. It looked horrible from the outside and tiny, so I thought, ah-ha, a house I can afford. I also do all of my own remodeling, so the condition of the house didn't concern me.
When I got home, I immediately looked up the house online.
2 bed, 1 bath - 800 sqft
The pictures of the inside were just as bad as the image of the outside. In the photo of the backyard, you could see a nice, fancy chain-link fence with what I imagined to be a very polite and quiet pitbull in mid-bark next door. The yard was all dirt.
And remember, not a good area. Plenty of crackheads and trash divers constantly walking up and down this street.
Pricetag - $575,000
It was at that point that I said FML.