Originally posted by Medic007:
Originally posted by bcsoonerfan:
What ever happened to that Medic guy?
I heard he liked to collect farts in empty Folgers cans.
So? So I like to reminiscence. Big deal. We all like to appreciate accomplishments we've made in the past. I also like to eat stuff I find in other people's trash. I do look for expiration dates though. If there aren't any, it's fair game. Others trash is anothers dinner. Variety is the spice of like. Covet they neighbor. If he eats better than you, his trash will be a grand buffet. If I use utensils does it really matter? I know the whole salad fork and soup spoon routine.
Speaking of soup spoon, to those who like to drink too much and throw up, I know of an easy way to save the dinner. Teeth. It's the human strainer. Clench those suckers tight when you wretch, and you'll expel the offending unnecessary liquids while retaining the costly fried egg sandwiches you ate before the unfortunate non-elective purge. Let those fluids flow while straining back the nutritional hunks your body actually wants.
Of course my brilliance is free. On here.