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Recombinant DNA gene splicing has come a long way.

jasonbeaz

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If Lincoln leaves I say we buy Saban and Belichek a beer then surreptitiously steal the empties and isolate their DNA and combine it with DNA from the exhumed corpse of Bill Walsh and the DNA from hair stands left on Riley's chair and clone our next coach. Maybe throw in some from Mike Leach for creativity and press conference porpoises.
 
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