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OT: What's wrong with Jennifer Aniston? Sorry for the soap opera thread.

Wufee

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But I was standing in the check out line in Walmart and a tabloid said she was leaving her current man/husband.

She's always tickled my fancy. How can a woman like that not be handled like a treasure. Yet, she goes thru men like some of you cats go thru Budweiser. It's very baffling. She must be just bat poop crazy. No other answer. She's probably never been in the company of a real man. Just those light footed, short peckered, puss boy , Hollywood poor excuses of manhood goofs.

Btw, going back to the Walmart checkout line. I was sandwiched in between a couple of 50" asses, which were once again testifying to the miracle of spandex.

It was a long line , so after reading about Jennifer (sighhh) , I started messing with these two ol gals. Just grab assing and having fun. Actually, they were pretty sweet ol girls. Too bad they won't lose about a 180lbs between them. One of them gave me a little closer look, yikes.
 
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