"A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer"
"I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle"
"I'm a heroine addict.
I must have sex with women who have saved someones life".
There are many more. Stay tuned...
(courtesy, Mitch Hedberg)
"I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle"
"I'm a heroine addict.
I must have sex with women who have saved someones life".
There are many more. Stay tuned...
(courtesy, Mitch Hedberg)