My concept is sort of similar to the "look-a-likes". We lampoon and roast our upcoming opponents.
So, over the last year or so, I've been collecting insulting "one-liners". And I have enough to cover the entire BAMA roster.
But these are specific and potentially libelous if I use real players, no? Yes? @bullranger, @Barrow4, @KumquatOne, @IndySoonerFan, @JasonAAL, etc.
For example.... #92, John Doe - "says he doesn't snort cocaine, but admits that he likes the smell".... #45, Jack Person - "tried to hang himself with a bungee cord". #29, John Smith - "tried group sex, but he didn't know who to thank". Sort of similar to the old Bob Hope introductions, just edgier.
Okay, can be corny.... those examples are pretty tame, it gets more intense ("#44, Mike Johnson - points out that dogs 'in heat' want sex... at least that's his defense").
It's been awhile since I published a "Sooner Scope".
So, over the last year or so, I've been collecting insulting "one-liners". And I have enough to cover the entire BAMA roster.
But these are specific and potentially libelous if I use real players, no? Yes? @bullranger, @Barrow4, @KumquatOne, @IndySoonerFan, @JasonAAL, etc.
For example.... #92, John Doe - "says he doesn't snort cocaine, but admits that he likes the smell".... #45, Jack Person - "tried to hang himself with a bungee cord". #29, John Smith - "tried group sex, but he didn't know who to thank". Sort of similar to the old Bob Hope introductions, just edgier.
Okay, can be corny.... those examples are pretty tame, it gets more intense ("#44, Mike Johnson - points out that dogs 'in heat' want sex... at least that's his defense").
It's been awhile since I published a "Sooner Scope".
