8:00 am: I made a snowman.☃️
8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.☃️♀️
8:15 - So, I made a snow woman.♀️☃️
8:17 - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere. ( * )( * )
8:20 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead.☃️☃️
8:22 - The transgender man..women...person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts.⛄
8:25 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.
8:28 - I was being called a racist because the snow couple is white⚪⚫
8:31 - The middle eastern gent across the road demanded the snow woman be covered up .
8:40 - The Police arrived saying someone had been offended.
8:42 - The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.
8:43 - The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.
8:45 - TV news crew from ABC showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I replied "Snowballs" and am now called a sexist.⚪❄
9:00 - I was on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.
9:10 - I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by social services.♀️
9:29 - Protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding for me to be arrested.
Moral:
THERE IS NO MORAL TO THIS STORY.
IT IS WHAT WE HAVE BECOME, ALL BECAUSE OF SNOWFLAKES!!
8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.☃️♀️
8:15 - So, I made a snow woman.♀️☃️
8:17 - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere. ( * )( * )
8:20 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead.☃️☃️
8:22 - The transgender man..women...person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts.⛄
8:25 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.
8:28 - I was being called a racist because the snow couple is white⚪⚫
8:31 - The middle eastern gent across the road demanded the snow woman be covered up .
8:40 - The Police arrived saying someone had been offended.
8:42 - The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.
8:43 - The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.
8:45 - TV news crew from ABC showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I replied "Snowballs" and am now called a sexist.⚪❄
9:00 - I was on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.
9:10 - I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by social services.♀️
9:29 - Protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding for me to be arrested.
Moral:
THERE IS NO MORAL TO THIS STORY.
IT IS WHAT WE HAVE BECOME, ALL BECAUSE OF SNOWFLAKES!!