you lucky cats will be down there competing with 35,000 cars for some parking. Maybe will need to walk a couple of miles. You’ll be enjoying rubbing shoulders with 35,000 orange clad , dynamic personalities, all making sure their hair is just right, puss boys.
Stroll into Jayree world and stand in line to take a piss . All you young cats will probably be hung over from the night before and a good chance you might be sitting next to a puss boy.
And all of this fun will have taken place before 11am, you lucky bastards. I’m so jealous.
Unfortunately for me, my alarm will go off at 10:30am. I’ll lay there in the comfort of my plush rack for another 5 min, then roll over and stand up, look at Buster, while giving myself a vigorous ass scratching, and tell him it’s time to start the day. I’ll slow walk to the head and piss like a mule for about 90 seconds. Then it’s Busters turn, so outside he goes.
By now , I’m starting to join the world of the living. I stroll to the kitchen, grab a platter and fill it up with biscuits and gravy, sausage patties, a bunch of scrambled eggs, pour a cup, check the frig to make sure Red Stripes are icing down, then mosy to the theatre room. Plant my ass in a big recliner, turn on the 130” screen and it will come to life about 5 min before kick off.
So there I am while you lucky cats will be down there, at 11am, just basking in the lap of luxury.......you lucky peckerwiods.
Stroll into Jayree world and stand in line to take a piss . All you young cats will probably be hung over from the night before and a good chance you might be sitting next to a puss boy.
And all of this fun will have taken place before 11am, you lucky bastards. I’m so jealous.
Unfortunately for me, my alarm will go off at 10:30am. I’ll lay there in the comfort of my plush rack for another 5 min, then roll over and stand up, look at Buster, while giving myself a vigorous ass scratching, and tell him it’s time to start the day. I’ll slow walk to the head and piss like a mule for about 90 seconds. Then it’s Busters turn, so outside he goes.
By now , I’m starting to join the world of the living. I stroll to the kitchen, grab a platter and fill it up with biscuits and gravy, sausage patties, a bunch of scrambled eggs, pour a cup, check the frig to make sure Red Stripes are icing down, then mosy to the theatre room. Plant my ass in a big recliner, turn on the 130” screen and it will come to life about 5 min before kick off.
So there I am while you lucky cats will be down there, at 11am, just basking in the lap of luxury.......you lucky peckerwiods.
