I've been complaining that I only have one good hand, then I met a guy that has no hands, so I ask him,
"Got any gloves you aren't using?"
"Got any gloves you aren't using?"
OT humour dudes...well...
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Here's a clean one. Click on picture to enlarge............
This post was edited on 2/7 8:42 PM by K2C Sooner
This post was edited on 2/7 8:42 PM by K2C Sooner
A chicken and a egg are in bed together. After awhile the chicken rolls over, lights up a cig and says,
"I guess that answers that question".
"I guess that answers that question".
A married couple awaken one Sunday morning and the wife says to her very hung over husband, "Henry... you sure made a fool of yourself at your boss's party last night".
He replies...."Oh yeah ? What did I do ?"
She said...."You called your boss an SOB and he fired you".
He replies...Well, he is an SOB.......screw him!"
To which she said...."I did. You go back to work tomorrow morning".
He replies...."Oh yeah ? What did I do ?"
She said...."You called your boss an SOB and he fired you".
He replies...Well, he is an SOB.......screw him!"
To which she said...."I did. You go back to work tomorrow morning".
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