OT...How lazy are you?

[Soonersincefitty]

Well all have heard the one about the fellow in Arkansas that was so lazy, he married a pregnant gal...

Got a new one I thought was pretty good.

"I shot a whole magazine of nerf darts at my light switch, when I ran out I slept with the light on".
What do ya got?

(come on humor me, the board is stagnating)

 

[Dastardly Deed]

Too lazy to respon .....

 

[Soonersincefitty]

Too lazy to respon .....

Eh, that's not bad.

 

[K2C Sooner]

I'm so lazy, i didn't even open this thread..............

 

[WhyNotaSooner]

I'm so lazy I didn't go to the NYY & Stros season opener.

Wait. Wrong thread.

 

[Senior Sooner]

I'm so lazy that I invented 'The Remote Control'......In My Dreams...

 

[K2C Sooner]

I'm so lazy that I invented 'The Remote Control'......In My Dreams...

I was once a remote control. It was called children...............HA!

 

[Soonersincefitty]

I was once a remote control. It was called children...............HA!

Ooo, that's as deep as the Marianas trench...

You all are some real dandies.

 

[Section22Sooner]

I'm so lazy, I didn't pay the rent for two months. Well, my landlord took me to court, and the judge went all Judge Judy on me and told me I need to get the hell out in four days. I am in shock.

 

[K2C Sooner]

I'm so lazy, I didn't pay the rent for two months. Well, my landlord took me to court, and the judge went all Judge Judy on me and told me I need to get the hell out in four days. I am in shock.

You too, It must be an going around.............HA!

 

[Section22Sooner]

You too, It must be an going around.............HA!

Actually, I just made that up. I was going to say that I am so lazy, I missed the deadline to pay for my OU FB season tickets, but it was intentional so instead I decided to save that for a thread titled something like, "Have you ever told somebody to go to hell?"

 

[Soonersincefitty]

Actually, I just made that up. I was going to say that I am so lazy, I missed the deadline to pay for my OU FB season tickets, but it was intentional so instead I decided to save that for a thread titled something like, "Have you ever told somebody to go to hell?"

So, two two, what's the story on that?
To retain two tickets you would have had to pay double? Or more?

Damn, I like Joe C. but that is whack.

 

[K2C Sooner]

So, two two, what's the story on that?
To retain two tickets you would have had to pay double? Or more?

Damn, I like Joe C. but that is whack.

I sure miss 22 LR..................HA!

 

[Soonersincefitty]

I sure miss 22 LR..................HA!

I know right?
He was a little quicker than this section guy...

 

[K2C Sooner]

I know right?
He was a little quicker than this section guy...

I know right?
He was a little quicker than this section guy...

Yep! I agree. 22 drives trains and LR shoots some really cool 22 LR hollow points.....Not even close.......BTW, fit, you have a new e-mail. I'm fixing to go to bed....................

 

[Soonersincefitty]

Yep! I agree. 22 drives trains and LR shoots some really cool 22 LR hollow points.....Not even close.......BTW, fit, you have a new e-mail. I'm fixing to go to bed....................

Got ya!

 

[Soonersincefitty]

I'm so lazy that I invented 'The Remote Control'......In My Dreams...

I heard this outrageous rumor...that they have remotes that don't have the wire attached to them anymore?
Wow, what a world.

 

[Senior Sooner]

I heard this outrageous rumor...that they have remotes that don't have the wire attached to them anymore?
Wow, what a world.

Don't believe every Smoke Signal you read...or get by Pony Express...

 

[WhyNotaSooner]

I'm so lazy I wear velcro laced shoes.

 

[hOUston...]

I'm so lazy that I invented 'The Remote Control'......In My Dreams...

Found The Clapper easier to use -- when I do not have an intoxicating beverage in my hand.

 

[Senior Sooner]

Found The Clapper easier to use -- when I do not have an intoxicating beverage in my hand.

Our new system, Contour II, has voice activated commands...Don't even have to waste energy lifting the remote, or your hands...

 

[hOUston...]

Our new system, Contour II, has voice activated commands...Don't even have to waste energy lifting the remote, or your hands...

Does the Contour II take into account slurred speech, glassy eyes? Is programming involved or is it plug and play? Will you be listening in on my most intimate moments?

 

[Senior Sooner]

Does the Contour II take into account slurred speech, glassy eyes? Is programming involved or is it plug and play? Will you be listening in on my most intimate moments?

I listened to yours, already, and was totally shocked! You really need to find some way to up your game!

 

[22LR]

I sure miss 22 LR..................HA!

I'm still around now and then. I've been busy working on my second million dollars. I gave up on the first million.

 

[Sunburnt Indian]

I thank the Great Father that breathing is an involuntary reflex. If It weren't, I'd be dead. I'm too lazy to breath.

 

[Soonersincefitty]

I thank the Great Father that breathing is an involuntary reflex. If It weren't, I'd be dead. I'm too lazy to breath.

Dang, mixed breed injun guy, that's pretty good.

Top three for sure.