It’s an Alabama home game and as we all know , they’re part of the mighty SEC.
Anyway I spotted something unbelievable but I said, nah, that can’t be true. So I said, I’ll watch and confirm what I saw. Sure enough, it’s real.
One of the cameras panned the crowd and sure enough, those sorry assed fans were sitting in their seats. Those lazy bastards were not standing.
What the hell is going on? Alabama! SEC! And their fans are sitting. Someone needs to repossess their tickets and send their asses home. Must be a stadium full of pampered olds.
I know what we need to do. Let’s send a delegation of our super fans down there and have them show those imbeciles the proper way to cheer a ball game.
What’s going on in this old world? Is there nothing sacred?
Anyway I spotted something unbelievable but I said, nah, that can’t be true. So I said, I’ll watch and confirm what I saw. Sure enough, it’s real.
One of the cameras panned the crowd and sure enough, those sorry assed fans were sitting in their seats. Those lazy bastards were not standing.
What the hell is going on? Alabama! SEC! And their fans are sitting. Someone needs to repossess their tickets and send their asses home. Must be a stadium full of pampered olds.
I know what we need to do. Let’s send a delegation of our super fans down there and have them show those imbeciles the proper way to cheer a ball game.
What’s going on in this old world? Is there nothing sacred?
