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OT: Holy cow, Dar and I are sitting at Pei Wei’s and a 10 walks by in hot pants.

Wufee

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Her legs had to be 5’ long. That was an incredibly amazing sight to behold. Perfectly formed legs with very impressive bosum’s.

Naturally I’m trying to admire this freak of nature without getting caught. She’s standing at the drink self service bar getting her drink while posing in a hip shot position.

She slowly turns and heads back to her table. She treats me to a heart shuddering smile. Now I’m trying figure how I can get within cologn range and bring her to her knees with my fragrance.

Well crap Dar caught me smiling at the 10, then saw her walking away (with those legs) then gives me a look. She looks at me for at least 10 seconds, then says, aren’t you ever going to act your age. I just grin and say nothing.

Well men, I had to tell you of this visual gift and hope you’re not too envious.

Maybe she’ll visit me in my dreams and tell me I’m not bad looking for an old fluffy bastard.

Later Broheims.
 
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