There is a definitive ranking of Halloween candy and it goes as follows:
1. Snickers (bonus: Almond variety)
2. Reese's peanut butter cups
3. Peanut M&Ms
4. Twix / Kit-Kat (exact tie)
5. Heath
6. Butterfinger
7. Almond Joy
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99. Milky Way (caramel and nougat do not qualify as a full-fledged candy bar)
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199. Three Musketeers (nougat does not qualify as a full-fledged candy bar)
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1000. Smarties (garbage)
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2999. Swedish fish (directly in the trash)
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9999. Orange/black wax-paper-wrapped candies (burn house down)
I'm sure I've missed some. Feel free to rank them as you see fit, but I feel pretty confident on the items I have ranked so far. Shouldn't really be any edits there...
1. Snickers (bonus: Almond variety)
2. Reese's peanut butter cups
3. Peanut M&Ms
4. Twix / Kit-Kat (exact tie)
5. Heath
6. Butterfinger
7. Almond Joy
.
.
.
99. Milky Way (caramel and nougat do not qualify as a full-fledged candy bar)
.
.
199. Three Musketeers (nougat does not qualify as a full-fledged candy bar)
.
.
1000. Smarties (garbage)
.
.
2999. Swedish fish (directly in the trash)
.
.
9999. Orange/black wax-paper-wrapped candies (burn house down)
I'm sure I've missed some. Feel free to rank them as you see fit, but I feel pretty confident on the items I have ranked so far. Shouldn't really be any edits there...
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