make heads or tales of. First of all the name is outlandish. In the early 1900s, that was another name for squeezing off a loaf. Then these padded up goofs ice skate like hell back and forth and try to hit this little rubber lump into a little net with a very weird looking stick., but standing in front of that net is some dude suited up in a suit of armor. But what's really confusing is when that rubber thing (called a puck. what the hell kind of name is that?) is hit in the little net, it may or not be a point. Also it seems to be a very big deal if one of these dudes makers something called a hat trick. Sheesh, hat trick, what a dumb assed term. I'm sorry fellas, but "what the hell"? I can make one concession. I've seen high lights where there's been some terrific fights. Maybe it should be an hour of continuous fights. Now I could get into that.