OT...did you ever wish that...

[Soonersincefitty]

One of your hands were a claw, like a velociraptor?

 

[Yankees03]

No but I've wanted pterodactyl legs....wait did I spell that right?

 

[BillyRay]

No but I've wanted pterodactyl legs....wait did I spell that right?

I'm not exactly following you here bro...why would you want the legs, but not the wings to at least fly around? At least get something cool out of having something elses appendage. Lol

 

[22LR]

I've always wished I could be a white guy. Then maybe I would be accepted around here.

 

[WhyNotaSooner]

Try Charlie Strong's office.

 

[Yankees03]

Billy because I go to the creek in the summer and sometimes it's hard to walk on the sandy bank

 

[Schoonerman]

One of your hands were a claw, like a velociraptor?

It would only take one time, but I'd learn which hand NOT to wipe with....

But I'm with Billy Ray. Gimme the ability to fly! That would be incredible! I bet the chicks would dig it.

 

[Soonersincefitty]

It would only take one time, but I'd learn which hand NOT to wipe with....

But I'm with Billy Ray. Gimme the ability to fly! That would be incredible! I bet the chicks would dig it.

Good eye for detail.
I judiciously specified one hand only with exactly that little nuisance in mind.

What about a drunk pirate with a hook hand...ouch!

 

[AbsoluteZer0]

It would only take one time, but I'd learn which hand NOT to wipe with....

But I'm with Billy Ray. Gimme the ability to fly! That would be incredible! I bet the chicks would dig it.

I'd rather be the Flash and be able to vibrate anatomy really fast...well and run at incredible speeds. Yeah, that too.

BTW if any of you turkeys have netflix and haven't checked out the flash TV series, do that. It's fun!