Happy birthday to you bcsooner! Now get your butt on the board and post. If you don't, I'll disclose your real age...
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Soonersincefitty
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That's right Mr. Cee.
I'm kind of out of the loop, got the carpal tunnel deal on my left hand yesterday, and am on some heavy (demerol) meds.
So, probably a good idea for me to stay on the down low.
However I do like reading witty repartee from you fellows and SS.
So, get to typing...entertain me!
I'm kind of out of the loop, got the carpal tunnel deal on my left hand yesterday, and am on some heavy (demerol) meds.
So, probably a good idea for me to stay on the down low.
However I do like reading witty repartee from you fellows and SS.
So, get to typing...entertain me!
Soonersincefitty
Sooner starter
Yep, they did...
Wash a couple of them down with Jack Daniels and oh baby!
No, just kidding...kids, I'm a professional, do not try this at home...
Wash a couple of them down with Jack Daniels and oh baby!
No, just kidding...kids, I'm a professional, do not try this at home...
Although Demerol was my personal favorite thing on the planet after bilateral inguinal hernia repair I had in 2002, it has really fallen out of favor as a pain med. You must have had one of those old school cats who believes in real pain management with a real pain med that makes people high as hell.
Congrats on finding that dude. I would have loved to have had him fix my broken neck even if he isn't a neurosurgeon. The hydrocodone I got just didn't do much of squat.
Congrats on finding that dude. I would have loved to have had him fix my broken neck even if he isn't a neurosurgeon. The hydrocodone I got just didn't do much of squat.
Soonersincefitty
Sooner starter
Yeah, the golden years of pain management are but a memory.
My guy is old school, obviously, however the DEA has everyone so spooked in prescribing any opiate derivatives, some should consider themselves fortunate to even get hydrocodone.
It's almost like any euphoria one might have is a bad thing.
My guy is old school, obviously, however the DEA has everyone so spooked in prescribing any opiate derivatives, some should consider themselves fortunate to even get hydrocodone.
It's almost like any euphoria one might have is a bad thing.
Thanks Medic.
Got a little tossed last night. Bout to go eat and drink a few tonight but certainly not as many as last night.
Got a little tossed last night. Bout to go eat and drink a few tonight but certainly not as many as last night.
Get her on here to do her job then.Originally posted by pssooner:
Wait a minute... isn't Sockless supposed to wish people happy birthday?
In my dumber days back at OU, I had a friend whose daddy was a big time surgeon in OKC. Wrote books and educated other doctors type.
His son would steal the scripts. Of course, we had to try morphine, right?
So it comes in a little bottle that you have to shake the crap out of just to get a drop. Safety. Being the geniuses we were, we took it to The Mont. Ordered us some zombies.
So here we are sitting around the table feeling great and I ask for the bottle. Under the table, I shake the shit out of it to get a drop in my drink, and hand the bottle back under the table.
About 20 minutes later, and the end of my drink, my friend inquired, "what happened to all of the morphine? It's almost gone.". Oh crap.
I remember making it home in a taxi. I remember sitting in a recliner. The last thing I remember is as I laid back in the recliner, it felt like I kept rolling backwards over and over, and I was out.
I always thought the morphine itches were a wives' tale until after that week. I had full body itches for two to three days.
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His son would steal the scripts. Of course, we had to try morphine, right?
So it comes in a little bottle that you have to shake the crap out of just to get a drop. Safety. Being the geniuses we were, we took it to The Mont. Ordered us some zombies.
So here we are sitting around the table feeling great and I ask for the bottle. Under the table, I shake the shit out of it to get a drop in my drink, and hand the bottle back under the table.
About 20 minutes later, and the end of my drink, my friend inquired, "what happened to all of the morphine? It's almost gone.". Oh crap.
I remember making it home in a taxi. I remember sitting in a recliner. The last thing I remember is as I laid back in the recliner, it felt like I kept rolling backwards over and over, and I was out.
I always thought the morphine itches were a wives' tale until after that week. I had full body itches for two to three days.
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Soonersincefitty
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Yep, you're right.
Under this soft brace/cast, I've been itching to high heaven. (primarily due to the Demerol)
It's all I can do to keep from taking the brace off and scratching myself with a wire brush.
Total suck...
Abusing meds...it's not all upside...
Under this soft brace/cast, I've been itching to high heaven. (primarily due to the Demerol)
It's all I can do to keep from taking the brace off and scratching myself with a wire brush.
Total suck...
Abusing meds...it's not all upside...
I hope you are taking stool softeners fitty. All of that daily fiber mixed with the opiate agonist is going to bite you in the ass.Originally posted by Soonersincefitty:
Yep, you're right.
Under this soft brace/cast, I've been itching to high heaven. (primarily due to the Demerol)
It's all I can do to keep from taking the brace off and scratching myself with a wire brush.
Total suck...
Abusing meds...it's not all upside...
Thanks guys. Kept it calm tonight.
Went out to eat, watched Seventh Son in 3D. Movie was okay, but it was my first in 3D and it was pretty cool.
Went out to eat, watched Seventh Son in 3D. Movie was okay, but it was my first in 3D and it was pretty cool.
