OT: All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth....

[K2C Sooner]

Off to Christmas shopping for my wife tomorrow. I hate it. Every year I struggle to buy my loved one a special gift. I used to buy jewelry. I once purchased her a 400 dollar bracelet and she promptly lost it at a New Years Eve party. Forget that.

I've tried buying her clothes or purses with my daughter. She opened them and said "this looks like something your daughter would like". Forget that.

I try to get hints from her. One answer was she needed a new floor sweeper. Yeah, right. Forget that.

Another was buy me some candles. What? You can buy them everyday. Forget that.

Well I'm at the end of the rope and need some suggestions from Senior or Gypsy on what to purchase for a 59 year old women. I will take suggestions from you guy's, but no sports related items. She's not into it.

 

[K2C Sooner]

BTW.....I'm easy to buy for. A new Buck pocket knife or a flashlight. The brighter the better. I get one or the other every year...........

 

[22LR]

Sig Sauer P238. Done. You're welcome.

 

[trademarcs]

Off to Christmas shopping for my wife tomorrow. I hate it. Every year I struggle to buy my loved one a special gift. I used to buy jewelry. I once purchased her a 400 dollar bracelet and she promptly lost it at a New Years Eve party. Forget that.

I've tried buying her clothes or purses with my daughter. She opened them and said "this looks like something your daughter would like". Forget that.

I try to get hints from her. One answer was she needed a new floor sweeper. Yeah, right. Forget that.

Another was buy me some candles. What? You can buy them everyday. Forget that.

Well I'm at the end of the rope and need some suggestions from Senior or Gypsy on what to purchase for a 59 year old women. I will take suggestions from you guy's, but no sports related items. She's not into it.

When all else fails, Christies Toy Box!

 

[Yankees03]

Cigs

 

[JConXtsy]

Sig Sauer P238. Done. You're welcome.

Just don't let her unwrap the floor sweeper after she opens the Sig Sauer.

 

[JConXtsy]

Off to Christmas shopping for my wife tomorrow. I hate it. Every year I struggle to buy my loved one a special gift. I used to buy jewelry. I once purchased her a 400 dollar bracelet and she promptly lost it at a New Years Eve party. Forget that.

I've tried buying her clothes or purses with my daughter. She opened them and said "this looks like something your daughter would like". Forget that.

I try to get hints from her. One answer was she needed a new floor sweeper. Yeah, right. Forget that.

Another was buy me some candles. What? You can buy them everyday. Forget that.

Well I'm at the end of the rope and need some suggestions from Senior or Gypsy on what to purchase for a 59 year old women. I will take suggestions from you guy's, but no sports related items. She's not into it.

I feel your pain and echo your comments. I have given up. I give her cash to do whatever she wants or offer to pay for a girls' only vacation (that's really a gift to myself, but I look awfully nice).
Anything I give her to unwrap comes with the caveat that I will only buy things I know and understand, so she just gets electronics and stuff that she'll use but doesn't appreciate.

 

[SoonerTulsan]

My wife gives me a list. I buy from that list...very specifically from that list with no deviation.

Have her make you a list.

 

[K2C Sooner]

My wife gives me a list. I buy from that list...very specifically from that list with no deviation.

Have her make you a list.

I tried that.....a new car, listed one through ten.............HA!

 

[Soonersincefitty]

Sig Sauer P238. Done. You're welcome.

You dog meat.
You got a new Sig?

What, did you hit a lottery?

 

[K2C Sooner]

You dog meat.
You got a new Sig?

What, did you hit a lottery?

The way my wife spends money, she probably bought it for him for Christmas.........

 

[SoonerTulsan]

I tried that.....a new car, listed one through ten.............HA!

What kind of car are you getting her??

 

[Soonersincefitty]

The way my wife spends money, she probably bought it for him for Christmas.........

Sweet!

I can't wait to see what she got me...hello two man bass rig! (with trailer)

 

[K2C Sooner]

Sweet!

I can't wait to see what she got me...hello two man bass rig! (with trailer)

 

[K2C Sooner]

What kind of car are you getting her??

I got my grandson a pedal car. Does that count.............LOL

 

[Yankees03]

Fitty I bought you a walker and some banana rum for Christmas

 

[WhyNotaSooner]

I got my grandson a pedal car. Does that count.............LOL

Same here. 32 roadster, Black w/ flames.

I got the wife a new (& tad bigger) rock for the old wedding rock ring. Then took the original and made a pendant. I told her I was taking it in for a re-sizing and cleaning. I'll pick it up next week.

 

[Soonersincefitty]

Same here. 32 roadster, Black w/ flames.

I got the wife a new (& tad bigger) rock for the old wedding rock ring. Then took the original and made a pendant. I told her I was taking it in for a re-sizing and cleaning. I'll pick it up next week.

Oh, Nota...you're angling in for the birthday treatment with diamonds dude...hope it works.

 

[WhyNotaSooner]

Oh, Nota...you're angling in for the birthday treatment with diamonds dude...hope it works.

It was pretty simple & easy. No shopping for a ring that she may or may not like etc. Just pick a rock and let it rip.

 

[AbsoluteZer0]

Generally women are pretty simple to buy for and it doesn't have to be expensive. The more emotional attachment it has for them, the better the gift. You could get her a $30 peridot heart from groupon as long as you come up with this elaborate note that goes with it.

"This is not the most expensive gift I've bought, but I thought of the love we had when we were young. The bright green Peridot heart reminds me of the light in your eyes, the beauty of your soul and the color of the grass that spring day we first kissed in the park. It is a token of the younger days, the now and the forever moments like that day in the park that we will share until I die"

Bingo. No problem.

 

[trademarcs]

Nothing says Merry Christmas to a wife more than.......a pair of nipple clamps, furry handcuffs, and a riding crop! You will thank me later

 

[AbsoluteZer0]

Nothing says Merry Christmas to a wife more than.......a pair of nipple clamps, furry handcuffs, and a riding crop! You will thank me later

Don't forget the mayonnaise and the forklift.

 

[trademarcs]

Generally women are pretty simple to buy for and it doesn't have to be expensive. The more emotional attachment it has for them, the better the gift. You could get her a $30 peridot heart from groupon as long as you come up with this elaborate note that goes with it.

"This is not the most expensive gift I've bought, but I thought the love we had when we were young. The bright green Peridot heart reminds me of the light in your eyes, the beauty of your soul and the color of the grass that spring day we first kissed in the park. It is a token of the younger days, the now and the forever moments like that day in the park that we will share until I die"

Bingo. No problem.

Does this work with a blender?

 

[Soonersincefitty]

Nothing says Merry Christmas to a wife more than.......a pair of nipple clamps, furry handcuffs, and a riding crop! You will thank me later

Don't forget the mayonnaise and the forklift.

Dang, nipple clamps, forklifts...what the?

 

[trademarcs]

Dang, nipple clamps, forklifts...what the?

Hey, I'm just trying to help you guys out!

 

[22LR]

Dang, nipple clamps, forklifts...what the?

And a clothes basket. With a hole cut in the bottom. Suspended from the ceiling so you can twirl it around.

 

[AbsoluteZer0]

Does this work with a blender?

It can, but it's a lot harder sale. You have to be a freakin poet but I have no doubt it's possible.

 

[AbsoluteZer0]

Nothing says Merry Christmas to a wife more than.......a pair of nipple clamps, furry handcuffs, and a riding crop! You will thank me later

And this seems a bit selfish of you...what was it you intended to get for her? LOL

 

[trademarcs]

And a clothes basket. With a hole cut in the bottom. Suspended from the ceiling so you can twirl it around.

WTF!? That sounds like playing teatherball

 

[JConXtsy]

"The bright green Peridot heart reminds me of the light in your eyes, the beauty of your soul and the color of the grass that spring day we first kissed in the park."
.

Dude. My wife has brown eyes, and now she's asking to see my banking and phone history.

 

[AbsoluteZer0]

Dude. My wife has brown eyes, and now she's asking to see my banking and phone history.

Sorry, she must have been wearing contacts the last time we were together. Kidding!

 

[soonerfastnloud]

Off to Christmas shopping for my wife tomorrow. I hate it. Every year I struggle to buy my loved one a special gift. I used to buy jewelry. I once purchased her a 400 dollar bracelet and she promptly lost it at a New Years Eve party. Forget that.

I've tried buying her clothes or purses with my daughter. She opened them and said "this looks like something your daughter would like". Forget that.

I try to get hints from her. One answer was she needed a new floor sweeper. Yeah, right. Forget that.

Another was buy me some candles. What? You can buy them everyday. Forget that.

Well I'm at the end of the rope and need some suggestions from Senior or Gypsy on what to purchase for a 59 year old women. I will take suggestions from you guy's, but no sports related items. She's not into it.

Gift cards. Last year I bought her a foot massage deal, she really like that. My wife wears expensive cologne, so after looking at the brand I bought that, my hell it was not cheap Now I know where my money is going. I ha

Off to Christmas shopping for my wife tomorrow. I hate it. Every year I struggle to buy my loved one a special gift. I used to buy jewelry. I once purchased her a 400 dollar bracelet and she promptly lost it at a New Years Eve party. Forget that.

I've tried buying her clothes or purses with my daughter. She opened them and said "this looks like something your daughter would like". Forget that.

I try to get hints from her. One answer was she needed a new floor sweeper. Yeah, right. Forget that.

Another was buy me some candles. What? You can buy them everyday. Forget that.

Well I'm at the end of the rope and need some suggestions from Senior or Gypsy on what to purchase for a 59 year old women. I will take suggestions from you guy's, but no sports related items. She's not into it.

Nothing says Merry Christmas to a wife more than.......a pair of nipple clamps, furry handcuffs, and a riding crop! You will thank me later

Lol, now that's a gift. I get a list too, I have ZERO ideas on my own. Then I save the list for anniversary, birthday, so on and so on. Because we know IF MOMA AIN'T HAPPY NO ONE IS.

 

[Soonersincefitty]

Gift cards. Last year I bought her a foot massage deal, she really like that. My wife wears expensive cologne, so after looking at the brand I bought that, my hell it was not cheap Now I know where my money is going. I ha


Lol, now that's a gift. I get a list too, I have ZERO ideas on my own. Then I save the list for anniversary, birthday, so on and so on. Because we know IF MOMA AIN'T HAPPY NO ONE IS.

Well, if it's a gal you're laying the pipe to...gift card, in the form of a credit/debit card she can use anywhere. Minimum...250 bucks.
It's not the 80s anymore.

 

[soonerfastnloud]

I think my wife could use some SPANXS, GOSH she would kill me if she knew I said this. Isn't that the fix all for women's bodies?