OT: A former Sooner player posted this on his FB page. It's pretty funny

[Plainosooner]

Sunday Morning Sex

Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95 year-old grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning."

Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble. "Oh no, my dear," replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong." She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, "He'd still be alive if the ice cream truck hadn't come along."

I will never hear church bells ringing again without smiling.

 

[CTOkie]

Good one !
Here's another one:
One Sunday morning as the couple laid in bed, the wife turns to her husband as says, "Henry, you sure made a fool of yourself last night at your boss' party !"
"Oh really ? What did I do ?" he replied.
"You cussed him out and called him an SOB....then he fired you !"
"Screw him !!!! " replied the husband.
"I did. You get to go back to work tomorrow."

 

[bcsoonerfan]

Wife walks past her husband and the husband says, "Your ass is getting so big it looks like an old washing machine".

She doesn't say a word and keeps on walking.

Later that night in bed the husband starts trying to get frisky when the wife says, "Oh I don't think so. I'm not firing up the washing machine for such a small load. You'll have to do it by hand".