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[fortworth4ou2]

I believe Boren needs to advocate for expanded conference sports to possibly include:

Aerial Tiddly Winks
Hands-behind-the-back Pie Eating
Crab Walk Sack Racing
Funny Face Painting
Crazy Interpretive Dancing
Over-the-shoulder Shooting Billiards

Not sure what our recruiting base would be but any of them would at least be mildly entertaining.

What would you like to see that you can add to this list?

 

[trademarcs]

Sex marathons, though ide never get close to winning it.

 

[AbsoluteZer0]

Serpentine long pooping
Lawn darts
Athlete spelling contests
Under the table drinking

 

[Plainosooner]

Not a Sooner team involved in any of that.

 

[AbsoluteZer0]

Not a Sooner team involved in any of that.

Well on the bright side we could end up recruiting Arkansas finally for some of these sports.

 

[Plainosooner]

Well on the bright side we could end up recruiting Arkansas finally for some of these sports.

Couldn't find one on the list. Nothing about cuzin humping.