Name the Defense! I nominate 'Crimson Curtain'

[Phaeded]

 

[918sooner]

Silk sheet?

 

[8085sooner]

 

[KCtornado]

Paper Sack

 

[PtLavacaSooner]

^^^ watered down paper sack ^^^

 

[OUSOONER67]

Limp noodle

 

[pssooner]

Terrible!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[zayzayandpooh]

The Thin Red Line

 

[Bigleak]

Stoops Sieve

 

[CTOkie]

The Gaping Inflamed Red Hole.

 

[OUSOONER67]

"The Pretenders"
"Hind Tit"
"Patches"
"Stoops Comedy Troupe"
"Mikes Misfits"
"Stormbloopers"
"Mahomes Homies"
"The Plains Drifters"
"Twin Sheet for a King Size Bed"
"3rd and Long Buffet"

 

[WP76]

Maybe the Crimson Condoms. Never mind, condoms actually prevent something.

 

[BillyRay]

Crimson Swiss Cheese defense. Holes everywhere!!!

 

[918sooner]

Mission Impossible

 

[CTOkie]

The Crimson "Welcome to Our End Zone" Door Mat.

 

[DubaiSooner]

Crimson Smoke...

 

[harolds]

Missing In Action.

 

[Schoonerman]

The Crimson Curtain? Because they are so sheer? Said with great sarcasm by a perpetually unhappy fan.

 

[soonerfastnloud]

Toilet paper

 

[PtLavacaSooner]

Ex-Lax Overdose...