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So we all know the Rivals deal will be coming to an end soon. And due to the loyalty and fandom of the Oklahoma faithful Sooner scoop will be a hot commodity for our new On3 overlords. This means our fearless leader @Carey Murdock will be coming into a nice chunk of change. With all the new NIL Ponzi schemes being introduced it got me wondering. What are some possible NIL opportunities the CC can hope to see in the future? Please list some ideas.
- As @awattas first mentioned we have "Bidets for Bedenbaugh's Boys". This is pretty self explanatory and honestly not sure why Thad didn't think of it. With the new strength program I'm sure our boys have some mean protein fueled Schmidty Bombs. These bidets would only help recovery.
1. "Catches with Carey".
Pretty self explanatory as well. Could also be used to help out the softball girls or the baseball team. We all know Carey was once one of the best catchers Duncanville Little League ever had, and has been involved in his fair share of dog piles. The student athletes could make some money and Carey could finally "have a catch" which he hasn't had in a while. Could possibly get a mound built in his front yard and could catch some off season bullpens for old times sake.
2. "Music with Murdock"
The name could use a little work. This would be for some of the smaller guys on the team. Basically the student athlete would need to crawl through the trunk of Carey's old Mitsubishi Eclipse and retrieve one of his CD's that he still has in there. They would then have a sit down interview where they listen to the CD they chose cover to cover, while proofreading Careys drunk song post tweets.
3. "Eddies Endeavors"
Once again, the name could use some work. Since this is fairly new thing please don't judge since I'm just spit balling ideas here. I envision this being a way to test the new culture of this program, as well as how committed the police department is to the team. It's simple, a student athlete would just have to follow a booze filled Eddie around campus corner while he committed small crimes (public urination, indecency, intox, etc,) then we would see if the player could convince the police not to make an arrest. As a backup plan it could be filmed and if things go south it can all be claimed as "just a prank". Practice for Kersey as well.
What ideas do yall have? Possibilities are endless here.
- As @awattas first mentioned we have "Bidets for Bedenbaugh's Boys". This is pretty self explanatory and honestly not sure why Thad didn't think of it. With the new strength program I'm sure our boys have some mean protein fueled Schmidty Bombs. These bidets would only help recovery.
1. "Catches with Carey".
Pretty self explanatory as well. Could also be used to help out the softball girls or the baseball team. We all know Carey was once one of the best catchers Duncanville Little League ever had, and has been involved in his fair share of dog piles. The student athletes could make some money and Carey could finally "have a catch" which he hasn't had in a while. Could possibly get a mound built in his front yard and could catch some off season bullpens for old times sake.
2. "Music with Murdock"
The name could use a little work. This would be for some of the smaller guys on the team. Basically the student athlete would need to crawl through the trunk of Carey's old Mitsubishi Eclipse and retrieve one of his CD's that he still has in there. They would then have a sit down interview where they listen to the CD they chose cover to cover, while proofreading Careys drunk song post tweets.
3. "Eddies Endeavors"
Once again, the name could use some work. Since this is fairly new thing please don't judge since I'm just spit balling ideas here. I envision this being a way to test the new culture of this program, as well as how committed the police department is to the team. It's simple, a student athlete would just have to follow a booze filled Eddie around campus corner while he committed small crimes (public urination, indecency, intox, etc,) then we would see if the player could convince the police not to make an arrest. As a backup plan it could be filmed and if things go south it can all be claimed as "just a prank". Practice for Kersey as well.
What ideas do yall have? Possibilities are endless here.
