Upon arriving at the pearly gates, a man noticed a huge wall of clocks hanging behind St Peter.
"What are all those clocks," he asked?
"Those are lies and deception clocks," replied St Peter. "Everyone on earth has one."
The man noticed Mother Teresa's clock had not moved even once, and Abraham Lincoln's clock had moved just twice.
"Where's Art Brile's clock," asked the Man?
"Well," said St. Peter looking up, "we've decided to use his as a ceiling fan."
"What are all those clocks," he asked?
"Those are lies and deception clocks," replied St Peter. "Everyone on earth has one."
The man noticed Mother Teresa's clock had not moved even once, and Abraham Lincoln's clock had moved just twice.
"Where's Art Brile's clock," asked the Man?
"Well," said St. Peter looking up, "we've decided to use his as a ceiling fan."
