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Interesting Zack Sanchez tweet

I already know it. Bob Stoops is retiring and is being replaced by Eric Striker. Geneo Grissom is the DC, Jordan Phillips the DL coach, Peanut Strait is the secondary coach, both DBs and CBs. Brennan Clay is the only coach for the entire offense. We won't have/need a Special Teams coordinator.

On defense, we'll be running a hybrid 2-3-2-1-2-1, which should take many offenses by surprise since no one's ever run this defense. Or seen it in action. Or even thought it, even after staying up all night and drinking Everclear punch. Kind of makes ol' Geneo the architect and sole knower abouter of this defense. If/when it works, he'll be the most coveted coach on the planet.

Coach Clay is going to install a true I formation, except that there will only be Samaje in the backfield. As quarterback. And he'll never pass. Or handoff. He'll run for 80 times a game, which, in twelve games, should give him right around eleventy billion touchdowns. They'll re-name the Heisman trophy to "The Sam", but never give it out because, well, no one else will ever deserve to win such an awesome trophy.

But keep this on the board here, please. It's still a secret.
 
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