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I need a new football language

cimarron 56

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Feb 4, 2004
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With the painful awareness that lack of ability to communicate about football with my wife cost me a great opportunity for sex last night.

It all started with ISU tying us 10-10, and she said, "Well 10 points is not a lot of leeway." I just gave her a kind of BV "WTF?" look, and she got sorta pissy.

I just need some words that mean "You're right Honey!" and at the same time mean "WTF are you talking about? Leeway?!"
 
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